Stole this from a friend....
Finals are like guys...
1. They're hard to understand
2. You might get the urge to cheat on them
3. They were created to make our lives hell
4. Some are harder than others
5. They put pressure on you to perform well
6. You can work for hours and still get no satisfaction
7. Some aren't as big as you had expected
8. You always have at least 3 or 4 at a time
9. Some take longer to finish than others
10. They're much easier to do when you're drunk because you just don't care
1. They're hard to understand
2. You might get the urge to cheat on them
3. They were created to make our lives hell
4. Some are harder than others
5. They put pressure on you to perform well
6. You can work for hours and still get no satisfaction
7. Some aren't as big as you had expected
8. You always have at least 3 or 4 at a time
9. Some take longer to finish than others
10. They're much easier to do when you're drunk because you just don't care