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The war between humans and the army of darkness has come to a conclusion for now. The ants have been held at bay by the power of the great caulk, and the humans are sitting dry in the cave. All is well... for now. A new age of antlessness has been discovered.
Veronika: shake your saltshaker!!!!!!
*I walk into the kitchen and grab the saltshaker*
*I shake the saltshaker as I walk back into the front room*
Veronika: *laughs* you dork
*I look into the saltshaker*
Me: Damn, there's dead ants in here too
... apparently dead ants can dance better than me.
Veronika: shake your saltshaker!!!!!!
*I walk into the kitchen and grab the saltshaker*
*I shake the saltshaker as I walk back into the front room*
Veronika: *laughs* you dork
*I look into the saltshaker*
Me: Damn, there's dead ants in here too
... apparently dead ants can dance better than me.