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I'm continuing the 'hilarous book' theme.
Today Antony and I went to Coalville. I'm not sure why seeing as mostly it's a bit of a dump, but I'm so so so glad we did. Whilst we were there we looked in the Heart Foundation shop, and found this:
So, take your standard "let's take a famous literary work and write a crappy sequel to it" formula, then add LOTS OF PORN. Seriously, it's a Pride and Prejudice erotic novel. My favourite paragraph so far:
"The release of his long-imprisoned engorgement was a palpable relief, but he managed to contain his urgency long enough to insinuate himself beneath her skirts. Thereupon, she wrapped her arms about his head, burying his face in the ampleness of her bosom. That deed replicated such a deeply seated longing that it was all but he thought he might actually bay with desire. Gathering every fibre of self-restraint, he did not, but with a fierce handhold of her hair, he drove into her again and again until at last blessed relief flooded from him."
This is the level we're talking about. And it's genius :D I recommend everyone buy a copy simply for the lulz. I love it deeply. Terrible, terrible writing and lots of porn - really, what more do you want?
However, I'm not sure I'll ever be able to take either Pride and Prejudice or sex seriously again.