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Oct 21, 2009 13:30


[Demo's been AWOL for the last couple weeks. He's stayed in the basement of his house, only emerging for meals and to grab an appliance or bottle of cleaner from upstairs. He emerges, finally, smelling horrible.]

Ahh-hahaha! Eureka, or summin like that! Thas' RED team, 1, Mayfield, 0.

[filtered to RED team]

Sorry ah havn't been in contact lately, got ( Read more... )

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stop_it_tewi October 21 2009, 18:52:44 UTC
*here's your 'wife', who's been cooking rather nice meals for you and keeping the house in a state of cleanliness*

Demo? Can I talk to you about something?

And it's not about the smell... but it would be nice if you took a shower or something...

*oh yeah, and your wife has her rabbit ears and tail back, too...*

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blewitup October 21 2009, 19:46:53 UTC
Ah...uh...who are yeh, again?

[It's hard to tell if Demo's being serious or not.]

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stop_it_tewi October 21 2009, 19:48:03 UTC
Huh? I-it's me: Reisen.

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blewitup October 21 2009, 20:01:54 UTC
Haha, Ah'm kiddin'.

*he ruffles your hair, gently pushing the ears down.*

Ach, but it feels like f'rever since I came up 'ere. Ah don't remember yer ears bein this long...

*he's uh...playing with them now, soft strokes. Has a kinda distant look in his eyes.*

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I'd normally dodge, but... stop_it_tewi October 21 2009, 20:03:07 UTC
H-hey! *she pulls back, her face quite red* D-don't touch those, t-t-they're s-sensitive!

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...buuuuuut? 83 blewitup October 21 2009, 20:10:58 UTC
Ah, sorry...jes r'membrin a pet bunnah ah had...

Yeh look nice, Reisen. An' Ah thank yeh fer everythin' yehs done fer me th' past couple weeks. Meals were delicious.

Ah'm not used t' this family thing yet, f'real. Ah'm s'posed t' be payin attention to your needs too, right? Sorry bout th' neglect, too. What kin ah do t' make up fer it?

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I decided to let you anyway? :P stop_it_tewi October 21 2009, 20:14:17 UTC
A-ah... y-you're welcome...

*she's still a bit red from having her ears played with*

I-it's no trouble, really... b-but I was just wondering...

Do you... have some kind of sidearm I can borrow for awhile until I get my powers back?

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Rabbitgirl's no fun ;-; blewitup October 21 2009, 20:27:46 UTC
*he shakes his head*

Ah still 'avn't gotten any real weapons back yet from this blasted town, jus th' kablooies ah've made m'self.

...what all powers are we talking about, anyways? You don't shoot carrots at people or nothin, do yeh?

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Whaaat? I let you touch the ears to begin with T_T You should feel honored. stop_it_tewi October 21 2009, 20:31:51 UTC
N-no, not carrots. I just shoot bullets (of sorts)... without a gun. Though that's just one of the things I can do.

Do you have anything you've made that's good for anti-personnel use that I can borrow? Explosives aren't my expertise, but I can make use of them...

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Honored, huh? 8p blewitup October 21 2009, 20:36:34 UTC
*Demo thinks for a moment. Heads to the fridge. Pulls out a bottle of beer. Downs it in about 30 seconds. Belches, loudly. And hands you the bottle*

Heheh. Ah've bin usin these as mah close-range weapon fer years now. Issall in the technique. An when it breaks, it becomes a stabbin weapon!

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Yeah. Normally Reisen dodges most ear petting attempts :P stop_it_tewi October 21 2009, 20:39:27 UTC
Um... I'd rather just use a knife for close range. I need something for distance... *she hands the bottle back*

I don't suppose you've made any sort of contact explosives?

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But they're so cute, how can she deny the pettings? 83 blewitup October 21 2009, 20:52:07 UTC
*he thinks for a moment.*

...Have those molotovs Ah made fer Pyro...wut else...
...homemade explosive toothpaste...nah...
...Nail pipebombs...nah...
...oh, yeh! These guys!

*he goes over to the cabinet next to the fridge, pulls a key from his belt, undoes a large padlock holding it shut, and gingerly picks up a small bottle.*

Chemicals inside react violently wit' th' oxygen in th' air. Along wit glass shrapnel, explosive force should be a good 8 feet. Course, Ah havn't really tested em yet...dun wanna draw attention to mah stash yet...

...yeh know, why would anyone be after yeh, anyway?

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Because they're sensitive... and I mean sensitive in 'that way', hence her reaction :P stop_it_tewi October 21 2009, 20:55:48 UTC
Well, there's... somebody living with my master in another house that's... I guess not quite sane. She might come after me or Hime-sama to get at Master at some point...

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Rrrrreeee-hee-hee-alllly. 8E blewitup October 21 2009, 21:00:30 UTC
A nice lass like you, calling someone a master...

..is this tha' princess you mentioned?

*he locks the cabinet back up, and passes you a few bottles.*

Try not to drop em, k? Otherwise you'll be rabbit stew.

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Yes really @_@ stop_it_tewi October 22 2009, 02:37:58 UTC
Ah, no, they're two different people. Master Eirin and Princess Kaguya.

*Reisen carefully accepts the bottles*

I know, I'll be careful. I've handled sensitive weapons like this before.

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Hypno-eyes, or insani-eyes? blewitup October 22 2009, 19:51:10 UTC
...so, tell me more 'bout your world, then. Might make livin' together easier, yah?

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