'Tis the fucking season

[bleufishie]

Sometimes, I hate holidays. Like Thanksgiving. I have to stick my hand up a turkey's ass and pull out it's innards and then bake the damn thing for seven hours which means either staying up all night or waking up at four am and putting it in the oven. I don't even like turkey. And my family better like the damned thing. Or I'll make them eat it. And the fruit salad my sisters' making has pineapples in it and I'm allergic to them.

I'm totally NOT cooking Christmas dinner.