Dear Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I set ilovesniff's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last month I punched metroinheaven in the arm (-10 points). In October I put money in teddygrams's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Tuesday I donated bone marrow to ariafairy in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In May I caught a purse-snatcher who stole strobelitefreak's purse (30 points).
Overall, I've been nice (268 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
blessednhevean