Snif...Snif
I sit here dreading to go do my volunteer work.
I volunteer/go to church with/see at scouts a woman who smells so bad that it is nauseating.
I am not kidding, nor am I exaggerating.
Her scent is an odoriferous blend of pee, poop, not bathing, cat, dog, and something I can't quite put my finger on. (not that I would want to put my finger on it!)
The smell comes and goes when she is around. Not a constant odor. It's weird. We all smell it. No one has the guts to tell her.
She is brash and overbearing and loud. And would probably make a huge scene, and verbally attack whomever told her.
So we work on, side by side, holding our breath, and making comments like.."what is that smell?" etc.
Her husband smells and so do her kids, but not as bad as her. I have imagined myself sending an anonymous letter. You think it would work?
Suggestions?
A
I volunteer/go to church with/see at scouts a woman who smells so bad that it is nauseating.
I am not kidding, nor am I exaggerating.
Her scent is an odoriferous blend of pee, poop, not bathing, cat, dog, and something I can't quite put my finger on. (not that I would want to put my finger on it!)
The smell comes and goes when she is around. Not a constant odor. It's weird. We all smell it. No one has the guts to tell her.
She is brash and overbearing and loud. And would probably make a huge scene, and verbally attack whomever told her.
So we work on, side by side, holding our breath, and making comments like.."what is that smell?" etc.
Her husband smells and so do her kids, but not as bad as her. I have imagined myself sending an anonymous letter. You think it would work?
Suggestions?
A