A - Act your age : 31 B - Breast size: 36DDD (ridiculous) C - Chore you hate : Yes. Yes, I do. D - Dad's name : Roy E - Essential makeup item : Foundation F - Favorite singer : Margot Timmins G - Gold or silver : Silver H - Hometown : Nawlins. I - Instruments you play : Clarinet, Bass Clarinet, Saxophone, a little Bass guitar. J - Job title : Administrative Officer (also, Owner/Operator of Althaea Soaps and Herbals) K - Kids : 2--Lorelei, 11, and Storm, 5 L- Living arrangements : Own a house, live with family M - Mom's name : Susan N - Number of people you've fallen in love with : Roughly 8-ish O - Overnight hospital stays : Just once, for the neck surgery. Bad reaction to meds, it seems. Also, my oxygen levels were bad for a long time. But I was passed out, so I'm not sure about that. P - Phobia : Heights. Evil possessed toys. Q - Quote you like : Subvert The Dominant Paradigm. R - Religious affiliation : Resistant to official affiliations of any sort. S - Siblings : Nope, except for occasional random stepsiblings who came and went. T - Time you wake up :5:30 AM U - Underwear of choice : Lace french-cut bikinis or string bikinis V - Vegetable you refuse to eat : None, love them all W - Worst habit : Procrastinating X - X-rays you've had : Everything, I think. Y - Yummy foods you make : Lots. Z - Zodiac Sign : Taurus
Bwahahaahaa! This made me laugh heartily. You WOULD NOT have liked the talking Big Bird that my son has had since his birth. When you went into a dark room and turned the light on....Big Bird would happily spout off...(LOUDLY) PEEK-A-BOO!, causing you to piss yourself AND yell out "colorful" words. I was SO happy to pass that damn yellow troublemaker onto my friend's new baby. May it scare the shit out of her as it did me.
If I had only known, I would have mailed it to YOU, and when you opened the box... Big Bird would have greeted you.. Comedic Gold, it would have been. Aimee
Just to clarify, I would never ACTUALLY taunt you or scare you with something you were phobic about. The mental picture of you tearing Big Bird limb from limb while the yellow fur was flying....THAT was what made me laugh....not the thought of you being afraid.
i was actually going to write back earlier, but i had to take lunch. see, we had this stuffed bunny that giggled crazily and vibrated when you pressed its tummy. it got buried in the sofa cushions and lost. my husband and i were on the couch one evening, smootching and making out, and suddenly this THING under my ass started buzzing and giggling maniacally at me. I about hit the ceiling. :) i think i threw out my back.
B - Breast size: 36DDD (ridiculous)
C - Chore you hate : Yes. Yes, I do.
D - Dad's name : Roy
E - Essential makeup item : Foundation
F - Favorite singer : Margot Timmins
G - Gold or silver : Silver
H - Hometown : Nawlins.
I - Instruments you play : Clarinet, Bass Clarinet, Saxophone, a little Bass guitar.
J - Job title : Administrative Officer (also, Owner/Operator of Althaea Soaps and Herbals)
K - Kids : 2--Lorelei, 11, and Storm, 5
L- Living arrangements : Own a house, live with family
M - Mom's name : Susan
N - Number of people you've fallen in love with : Roughly 8-ish
O - Overnight hospital stays : Just once, for the neck surgery. Bad reaction to meds, it seems. Also, my oxygen levels were bad for a long time. But I was passed out, so I'm not sure about that.
P - Phobia : Heights. Evil possessed toys.
Q - Quote you like : Subvert The Dominant Paradigm.
R - Religious affiliation : Resistant to official affiliations of any sort.
S - Siblings : Nope, except for occasional random stepsiblings who came and went.
T - Time you wake up :5:30 AM
U - Underwear of choice : Lace french-cut bikinis or string bikinis
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat : None, love them all
W - Worst habit : Procrastinating
X - X-rays you've had : Everything, I think.
Y - Yummy foods you make : Lots.
Z - Zodiac Sign : Taurus
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Bwahahaahaa! This made me laugh heartily. You WOULD NOT have liked the talking Big Bird that my son has had since his birth. When you went into a dark room and turned the light on....Big Bird would happily spout off...(LOUDLY) PEEK-A-BOO!, causing you to piss yourself AND yell out "colorful" words. I was SO happy to pass that damn yellow troublemaker onto my friend's new baby. May it scare the shit out of her as it did me.
If I had only known, I would have mailed it to YOU, and when you opened the box...
Big Bird would have greeted you..
Comedic Gold, it would have been.
Aimee
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i was actually going to write back earlier, but i had to take lunch. see, we had this stuffed bunny that giggled crazily and vibrated when you pressed its tummy. it got buried in the sofa cushions and lost. my husband and i were on the couch one evening, smootching and making out, and suddenly this THING under my ass started buzzing and giggling maniacally at me. I about hit the ceiling. :) i think i threw out my back.
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*choke* *sputter* (nudge, nudge)
I am not even going to comment. It's too easy.
:)
Aimee
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