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Jul 05, 2011 18:24

[Public]I have questions today. Eddie, maybe we can talk about these at your Question Club ( Read more... )

eddie russett, molly carpenter, getting my swerve on but not my groove, now where did i put my monotheism?, persephone

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sirius_is_a_dog July 5 2011, 17:56:17 UTC
What is a cock ring?

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blesseddumbfuck July 5 2011, 18:06:39 UTC
It is a little ring you fit around the base of your manhood.

[Be glad this is audio. Otherwise, there would be hand gestures.]

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sirius_is_a_dog July 5 2011, 18:46:30 UTC
That sounds painful.

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blesseddumbfuck July 5 2011, 18:48:02 UTC
It really does, doesn't it?

What is your name? I don't know you.

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sirius_is_a_dog July 5 2011, 19:54:35 UTC
Sorry, I'm Sirius. Sirius Black. Still a bit newish.

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blesseddumbfuck July 5 2011, 19:59:00 UTC
Hello, Sirius. I am called Biff.

I think you're a friend of my inmate's.

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sirius_is_a_dog July 6 2011, 00:11:20 UTC
Pleasure, Biff.

Who's your inmate?

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blesseddumbfuck July 6 2011, 00:20:04 UTC
Persephone. She says you are a new friend.

She has a task she must do for me, as part of her rehabilitation. She must spend time with a mortal each day for a week, for one to two hours. At the end of the week, she must tell me five things she likes about that mortal.

Would you mind helping? She says you are one of her first choices.

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sirius_is_a_dog July 6 2011, 03:07:30 UTC
Oh, yes. I'm glad she holds me in such esteem. I'd be happy to help.

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blesseddumbfuck July 6 2011, 15:14:18 UTC
Thank you, Sirius.

How do you like the Barge?

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sirius_is_a_dog July 6 2011, 16:04:06 UTC
You're welcome.

I don't mind it, for the most part. It's far better than where I was.

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blesseddumbfuck July 6 2011, 16:07:15 UTC
Where were you before?

I was in New York. I am still trying to decide which one is better without making ironic social commentary.

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sirius_is_a_dog July 6 2011, 16:14:50 UTC
I was in a place called Azkaban. It's a wizarding prison.

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blesseddumbfuck July 6 2011, 16:36:22 UTC
You're a wizard? Molly is a wizard!

[Paaaaaauuuuse.]

Can you fly?

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sirius_is_a_dog July 6 2011, 16:47:38 UTC
Yes, I'm a wizard.

I used to have a flying motorcycle. I can fly on broomsticks and such. But I can't just fly.

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blesseddumbfuck July 6 2011, 16:49:37 UTC
I thought broomsticks were only for witches.

I'm confused. Molly is a wizard even though wizards are men. You can fly, but only on a motorcycle. And there is a prison for wizards.

Did you go to prison because you're a wizard?

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