[ Hello, polychrome people! If you're sleeping and have left your communication device on, you're in a for a very sudden awakening. ]
Noooooooo! [ The sky just opens up and Sakura comes flying downwards with astounding speed. Clearly, this experience is shocking for anyone so Sakura will just be screaming like a banshee. Afterwards, she'll crash right into the fountain, creating an absurdly huge splash for a petite girl.
And then nothing. For a couple of seconds, the feed is just focused on the fountain with no signs of life before Sakura pulls herself up and out of the water, she looks injured but she'll just completely disregard this. She has more pressing issues to attend to! Like falling out of the sky. ]
Jeez, where the hell is this place anyways? [ And then a theory begins to form in her mind. Clearly this must be a genjutsu, it's so absurd and obvious anyways. Who transports someone to a City within a minute?! ] It looks like some sort of odd genjutsu. [ She'll take her hands and form a
hand sign, which looks absolutely stupid to anyone who doesn't know what it is. As she does this, her face looks a bit smugly confident ] Release! [ and ...she'll stand there a bit. Waiting. ] How does this not work!? Argh! Release! [ And again. ]
[ And then it dawns on her. She's not on the battlefield, or in a genjutsu. She's nowhere near a battlefield. But, she's clueless on just what and where the hell this is, and there's a possibility that, yes, she's still in... whatever they call the ninja world. She'll turn her attention towards the communication device, and just speak into it, unaware it's a video. ]
Hello? Anyone want to tell me how to get to Konoha? [ She can't really let people know she's fighting a war in case Naruto is here, or if it's just clueless civillians. She doesn't want to alarm anyone. Besides, this could be the enemy's work too.
And her arm? Well, her other arm will be radiating a blue energy over it. She'll just...heal herself now as she looks for information. Today isn't a fun day. ]