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Jun 30, 2005 10:49

i wonder what would happen if there was really a jesus, and he came to the modern earth. im pretty sure hed be walking on water and get hit by a speedboat.

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its_a_setup June 30 2005, 12:22:26 UTC
Id be the one driving the speedboat. Lol.

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bike______scene June 30 2005, 13:13:47 UTC
Only you.

No one else would say that.
And that sucks. It's needed

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its_a_setup June 30 2005, 18:33:31 UTC
Awww, thank you. Im so glad I could help by murdering Jesus with a speedboat. The "virgin" Mary would probably be kinda mad though that I killed her only son, and have God strike me down with a thunderbolt. But since shes a ho bag, so she can just pop one more out.

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blenderm0nkey July 1 2005, 16:12:34 UTC
note::VIRGIN mary had a baby, what does that tell you. that whore lied. she just didnt know who the father was. for all we know mary popped out our ancestors and just left them with poor people so they can have someone to work on the farm.....beaners....so they should make a coffee named the mary mocha at starbucks. seeing as shes our mom in a way and she helped make use out of her kids to make some good ass coffee.

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bike______scene July 2 2005, 20:51:20 UTC
I made from my own heart. My children. I made you from my own heart.
You will learn. Soon enough. You will learn.
Be blessed. Blessed with your naivety. Be blessed.

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