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My mom just found the water bill, so I'm hiding in the backyard. Man, nobody understands how HARD it is to be short. I always have to turn the water on extra hot, or else it'll be cold by the time it hits me. And it's really tough having to step over all the sidewalk cracks. I swear, those things are deadly. But nobody understands me. I'm so sick of all those stupid "Hahaha Brian you're so short" jokes. They're not FUNNY anymore. Shutup!
I should sign up for one of those 'grow taller' programs, with those scientists injecting the chemicals into my body. I heard this one kid grew like 3 inches in a few weeks and he was on the news. That's no fair. I always have to pump my stubby legs harder when I run, or I'll be the laughingstock of PE. Why don't YOU try being short, Mr. I'm-5-foot-4-inches? GOD.
I need to drink more 2% milk. Bye guys.
I should sign up for one of those 'grow taller' programs, with those scientists injecting the chemicals into my body. I heard this one kid grew like 3 inches in a few weeks and he was on the news. That's no fair. I always have to pump my stubby legs harder when I run, or I'll be the laughingstock of PE. Why don't YOU try being short, Mr. I'm-5-foot-4-inches? GOD.
I need to drink more 2% milk. Bye guys.