so... i never puke
but oh the glory of this past thanksgiving weekend.
saturday night i went to a few different idiot fests seeing everyone i never wanted to see again from high school. and the last was the best.
it ended far better than i could have ever imagined.
After seeing a bunch of ex girlfriends and having them be like "oh what are you doing with your life now Jeff?" and i responding with "Not fucking you" and then being kicked out of the party by some meat head, who used to be on my little leage team, and is now about to graduate from some prestegous school that i could never even think of apllying to,
I find myself being basically drag by pat thru the driveway away from the house as i am yelling to the mass of people looking at me, "Lets fucking burn this place to the ground, bunch of fucking yuppy fags!"
when i tell pat to wait for a second and laugh, I turn around look at the many peers and the look of disgust on their faces and then look back at pat.
I then projectile vomit beer and sushi all over the hood of the meat head's, who kicked me out, brand new "WHITE" lexus, at the same exact moment someone turned on their headlights so whoever wasnt looking in my direction now was and saw the silhouette of my glorious stream of vomit. I then turned back to my audiance and said "i love you all, Happy Thanksgiving" and proceeded to be dragged back to my car.
So all in all, i had a great Thanks Giving.
PS: I now can't eat sushi anymore.
saturday night i went to a few different idiot fests seeing everyone i never wanted to see again from high school. and the last was the best.
it ended far better than i could have ever imagined.
After seeing a bunch of ex girlfriends and having them be like "oh what are you doing with your life now Jeff?" and i responding with "Not fucking you" and then being kicked out of the party by some meat head, who used to be on my little leage team, and is now about to graduate from some prestegous school that i could never even think of apllying to,
I find myself being basically drag by pat thru the driveway away from the house as i am yelling to the mass of people looking at me, "Lets fucking burn this place to the ground, bunch of fucking yuppy fags!"
when i tell pat to wait for a second and laugh, I turn around look at the many peers and the look of disgust on their faces and then look back at pat.
I then projectile vomit beer and sushi all over the hood of the meat head's, who kicked me out, brand new "WHITE" lexus, at the same exact moment someone turned on their headlights so whoever wasnt looking in my direction now was and saw the silhouette of my glorious stream of vomit. I then turned back to my audiance and said "i love you all, Happy Thanksgiving" and proceeded to be dragged back to my car.
So all in all, i had a great Thanks Giving.
PS: I now can't eat sushi anymore.