Best phone message to date:

[bleedsdaylight]

I am a tab of Alka Seltzer; you are approximately 4 ounces of pure, crisp, clean Canadian spring water. And when we meet, we fizzle excitedly...

Comments

[ex_earthmonk411]

the water from my tap is always foggy.

[bleedsdaylight]

Don't kill the fizzle, bub!

There are some illusions we need to maintain for our sweet American neighbours...

[bleedsdaylight]

What's cool is that I got this message from my friend at 1:30 in the morning on my phone... and when i talked to him today about it, he doesn't even remember!

[gothic_glamor]

That put a smile on my face.