fun with chat rooms
So far I've figured out that I'm a fake who apparently is into cyber. From what I'm told, anyway.
I had been talking to a sexy guy a few weeks ago, all fairly innocent and flirty, and at one point he had a credit card in his mouth, which was following a few cigarettes ina row. I made a comment about oral fixation in a cheeky fashion, and his response was "Hey, are you flaming me?" My intent was to create some playful banter, but he wigged out and said "OK, you can just de-friend me because I'm not interested in talking to someone who is going to attack me!"
Now I know humour is subjective, but that was a little over the top. So fine, I took him off my list... and then today...
- Hey you ever get into bear wrestling?
- Hmmm not since phys ed class in junior high
- Bear wrestling is when you wrestle another guy nude
- nude, really? Well, it has a certain appeal
- It's just wrestling, there's no sex
- No sex? And naked? Well there's a new twist
- You go until you pin your opponent to the mat, put your balls in their face and count to five.
- balls in face and still no sex? Is that a strict rule?
- Yes. The point is physical dominance. Are you interested in a match?
- Well, I don't think so, doesn't really sound like my kind of thing.
- So you're a fake then?
- LOL, a fake? No, I appreciate your offer, but I thought about it and after weighing it out, i don't think it's something I'd enjoy.
- lol, you're a fake into cyber and wasting my time.
- Cyber? Man, you don't like taking no for an answer, do you? You don't have to get all aggressive.
- Please go away, I'm not into fakes and don't do cyber.
- LOL, ok, well sorry i didn't say what you wanted to hear - I hope you find someone else to dominate out there, and have a nice weekend.
Yeah, nothing gets my day off to a good start like a little friendly online chatting...
I had been talking to a sexy guy a few weeks ago, all fairly innocent and flirty, and at one point he had a credit card in his mouth, which was following a few cigarettes ina row. I made a comment about oral fixation in a cheeky fashion, and his response was "Hey, are you flaming me?" My intent was to create some playful banter, but he wigged out and said "OK, you can just de-friend me because I'm not interested in talking to someone who is going to attack me!"
Now I know humour is subjective, but that was a little over the top. So fine, I took him off my list... and then today...
- Hey you ever get into bear wrestling?
- Hmmm not since phys ed class in junior high
- Bear wrestling is when you wrestle another guy nude
- nude, really? Well, it has a certain appeal
- It's just wrestling, there's no sex
- No sex? And naked? Well there's a new twist
- You go until you pin your opponent to the mat, put your balls in their face and count to five.
- balls in face and still no sex? Is that a strict rule?
- Yes. The point is physical dominance. Are you interested in a match?
- Well, I don't think so, doesn't really sound like my kind of thing.
- So you're a fake then?
- LOL, a fake? No, I appreciate your offer, but I thought about it and after weighing it out, i don't think it's something I'd enjoy.
- lol, you're a fake into cyber and wasting my time.
- Cyber? Man, you don't like taking no for an answer, do you? You don't have to get all aggressive.
- Please go away, I'm not into fakes and don't do cyber.
- LOL, ok, well sorry i didn't say what you wanted to hear - I hope you find someone else to dominate out there, and have a nice weekend.
Yeah, nothing gets my day off to a good start like a little friendly online chatting...