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Today was really hypersuperspastic
I got out of bed really early because I had terrible stomach cramps.
I feel like raping a penguin named Josh while listening to Marilyn Manson and watching the Goonies
I'm so stoned.
Last night I had to drive all the way to canada and see Niagara falls with this awsomely crazy chick with an orange fro and sneak into bathrooms so we didn't have to pay a dollar just to piss in a hole
I want to tell the world that no one should throw capucchino out the window of a car while going over the speed of twenty
I am going to stalk toshi tonight and steal his soco100. Fo real homie!
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! I took pictures of a pink flamingo and a furry emu having madwild sex in McDOnalds Playplace while eating french fries
I want to say thanks to real american heros for creating budlight *cough cough* haha
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have male organs inside my body and i was sposed to be a boy but the narcs that my adopted parents were on messed up my hormones and I became a dick stuck in a chicks body =-O And bipolar disorder.
You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you what i did...this one time...at band camp...with alyson hannigan...
my own thoughts? i don't think. I'm going to get fucked up tonight on soco 100 with a wonderful "friend" haha boi oh boi i love moldy grapes and french people.
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with the visualization of an emu humping a plastic flamingo in the front yard while a plastic gnome watches from the driveway
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I got out of bed really early because I had terrible stomach cramps.
I feel like raping a penguin named Josh while listening to Marilyn Manson and watching the Goonies
I'm so stoned.
Last night I had to drive all the way to canada and see Niagara falls with this awsomely crazy chick with an orange fro and sneak into bathrooms so we didn't have to pay a dollar just to piss in a hole
I want to tell the world that no one should throw capucchino out the window of a car while going over the speed of twenty
I am going to stalk toshi tonight and steal his soco100. Fo real homie!
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! I took pictures of a pink flamingo and a furry emu having madwild sex in McDOnalds Playplace while eating french fries
I want to say thanks to real american heros for creating budlight *cough cough* haha
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have male organs inside my body and i was sposed to be a boy but the narcs that my adopted parents were on messed up my hormones and I became a dick stuck in a chicks body =-O And bipolar disorder.
You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you what i did...this one time...at band camp...with alyson hannigan...
my own thoughts? i don't think. I'm going to get fucked up tonight on soco 100 with a wonderful "friend" haha boi oh boi i love moldy grapes and french people.
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with the visualization of an emu humping a plastic flamingo in the front yard while a plastic gnome watches from the driveway
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