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I USED to think I had best friends...But you really find out who your friends are when they fucking ditch you or make up shit to not speak to you...How low can people fucking go?
What real friends do...lol
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge on the sorry bastard that made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know that you've finally had sex.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again, I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask. Because you are my friend.
What real friends do...lol
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge on the sorry bastard that made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know that you've finally had sex.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again, I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask. Because you are my friend.