Movie Quotes Game!
Stolen from arktoi. Doubt anyone will do this, but what the hell? (Added five more for entertainment value.)
Here's how it works:
1. Pick 20 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie. (Bonus points if you guess the character(s) too!)
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search/other search functions/looking at my Myspace or whatever to see what my favorite movies are.
1) "As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no I in team, but there is an I in pie. And there's an i in meat pie... meat is an anagram of team... I don't know what he's talking about."
2) "The police have asked us to give you the following safety tips: Stay in well lit areas, never travel alone whenever possible, ALWAYS wipe front to back, and remember, never EVER believe someone when they tell you that shaving your pubic hair will rid you of crab infestation."
3) "From that fateful day when stinking bits of slime first crawled from the sea and shouted to the cold stars, "I am man.", our greatest dread has always been the knowledge of our mortality. But tonight, we shall hurl the gauntlet of science into the frightful face of death itself. Tonight, we shall ascend into the heavens. We shall mock the earthquake. We shall command the thunders, and penetrate into the very womb of impervious nature herself."
4) "It's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting *ideas*, and *thinking*... " ~Beauty and the Beast, jaded_moon
5) "I feel like a little boy who's lost his first tooth, put it under his pillow, waiting for the tooth-fairy to come. Only two evil burglars have crept in my window, and snatched it, before she could get here... Wait a second, do you understand the CONCEPT of the tooth-fairy? Explain it to them... Wait. She takes the god damned thing, and gives you a quarter. They've got my tooth. I want it back. "
6) "Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?"
7) "My parents wanted to move me into high school out of the sixth grade, but we decided to chuck the idea because I'd have trouble making friends, blah, blah, blah. Now blah, blah, blah is all I ever do. I use my grand IQ to decide what color lip gloss to wear in the morning and how to hit three keggers before curfew..."
8) 1: "According to family legend, Uncle Posey had a... thing... for cowboys."
2: "He liked chaps in chaps. Was he into roping or branding?"
(Technically this was originally a TV miniseries, but I saw it first on DVD as a movie.)
9) "Back off, fun pig! You wanna fun-fucking-arrest me? You better get a fun-fucking-warrant! Otherwise, stay outta my... fun-fucking-face!"
10) "I don't think erections rape people, people rape people."
11) "I hope you don't screw like you type."
12) "I'm Jo-Jo the ice cream clown! We'll give you a stick, you'll give it a lick, and it'll tickle you all the way down! Ice cream, ice cream, we brought our goodies here to you! A tasty treat for while you screw! Let's take a break! Cool off those hot lips with our frozen fruity bars! Icy-wicy, fudgy-wudgy bars. And everyone's favorite frozen delight, the lick-a-stick!"
13) "I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do."
14) "Hand out the devolution guns! Prepare for destiny!... Where's my pizza?" ~King Koopa, Super Mario Bros., acexkeikai
15) 1: "They will come from behind... Ah, ah... why am I drippings with goo?"
2: "You had a violent prolonged transformative psychic episode." ~Ghostbusters II, jaded_moon
16) "Yes it is! In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself."
17) "Oh, man. Midnight. Baseball bats and boogeymen. Beautiful."
18) "That is what happens when you die, that is what happens when he dies, and that is what happens when they die. It's all very personal. And I'll tell you something; if I knew then what I know now, I wouldn't have had my little 'accident'." ~Beetlejuice, jaded_moon
19) "No one say anything frivolous for the next few moments. I am having a significant experience." ~Miss Vida Boheme, To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything Love Julie Newmar, Garron
20) "When are you people going to learn? It's not about who's right or wrong. No denomination's nailed it yet, and they never will because they're all too self-righteous to realize that it doesn't matter what you have faith in, just that you have faith. Your hearts are in the right place, but your brains need to wake up. " ~Dogma, jaded_moon
Here's how it works:
1. Pick 20 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie. (Bonus points if you guess the character(s) too!)
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search/other search functions/looking at my Myspace or whatever to see what my favorite movies are.
1) "As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no I in team, but there is an I in pie. And there's an i in meat pie... meat is an anagram of team... I don't know what he's talking about."
2) "The police have asked us to give you the following safety tips: Stay in well lit areas, never travel alone whenever possible, ALWAYS wipe front to back, and remember, never EVER believe someone when they tell you that shaving your pubic hair will rid you of crab infestation."
3) "From that fateful day when stinking bits of slime first crawled from the sea and shouted to the cold stars, "I am man.", our greatest dread has always been the knowledge of our mortality. But tonight, we shall hurl the gauntlet of science into the frightful face of death itself. Tonight, we shall ascend into the heavens. We shall mock the earthquake. We shall command the thunders, and penetrate into the very womb of impervious nature herself."
4) "It's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting *ideas*, and *thinking*... " ~Beauty and the Beast, jaded_moon
5) "I feel like a little boy who's lost his first tooth, put it under his pillow, waiting for the tooth-fairy to come. Only two evil burglars have crept in my window, and snatched it, before she could get here... Wait a second, do you understand the CONCEPT of the tooth-fairy? Explain it to them... Wait. She takes the god damned thing, and gives you a quarter. They've got my tooth. I want it back. "
6) "Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?"
7) "My parents wanted to move me into high school out of the sixth grade, but we decided to chuck the idea because I'd have trouble making friends, blah, blah, blah. Now blah, blah, blah is all I ever do. I use my grand IQ to decide what color lip gloss to wear in the morning and how to hit three keggers before curfew..."
8) 1: "According to family legend, Uncle Posey had a... thing... for cowboys."
2: "He liked chaps in chaps. Was he into roping or branding?"
(Technically this was originally a TV miniseries, but I saw it first on DVD as a movie.)
9) "Back off, fun pig! You wanna fun-fucking-arrest me? You better get a fun-fucking-warrant! Otherwise, stay outta my... fun-fucking-face!"
10) "I don't think erections rape people, people rape people."
11) "I hope you don't screw like you type."
12) "I'm Jo-Jo the ice cream clown! We'll give you a stick, you'll give it a lick, and it'll tickle you all the way down! Ice cream, ice cream, we brought our goodies here to you! A tasty treat for while you screw! Let's take a break! Cool off those hot lips with our frozen fruity bars! Icy-wicy, fudgy-wudgy bars. And everyone's favorite frozen delight, the lick-a-stick!"
13) "I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do."
14) "Hand out the devolution guns! Prepare for destiny!... Where's my pizza?" ~King Koopa, Super Mario Bros., acexkeikai
15) 1: "They will come from behind... Ah, ah... why am I drippings with goo?"
2: "You had a violent prolonged transformative psychic episode." ~Ghostbusters II, jaded_moon
16) "Yes it is! In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself."
17) "Oh, man. Midnight. Baseball bats and boogeymen. Beautiful."
18) "That is what happens when you die, that is what happens when he dies, and that is what happens when they die. It's all very personal. And I'll tell you something; if I knew then what I know now, I wouldn't have had my little 'accident'." ~Beetlejuice, jaded_moon
19) "No one say anything frivolous for the next few moments. I am having a significant experience." ~Miss Vida Boheme, To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything Love Julie Newmar, Garron
20) "When are you people going to learn? It's not about who's right or wrong. No denomination's nailed it yet, and they never will because they're all too self-righteous to realize that it doesn't matter what you have faith in, just that you have faith. Your hearts are in the right place, but your brains need to wake up. " ~Dogma, jaded_moon