You're not reading this anyway, so why not?
As of late I have found myself taking up a non-exactly-pleasant past time.
Making fun of fatties.
Oh yes. I *love* making fun of fat people now. Granted, I am still very much on the chunky side. But I've dropped below 200, so now... I take great perverse pleasure in torturing the fat kids.
Nobody really understands how very polite I've been in the past, especially to men. Instead of saying "JESUS. FUCKING. CHRIST. YOUR TITS ARE BIGGER THAN MINE." I've said "I really think we have a great friendship going and I wouldn't want to jeopardize it by attempting a romantic relationship." Instead of "HOLY SHIT. YOU ARE FUCKING FAT. What the fuck, did you EAT Twinkie the Kid? CHRIST ON TOAST, your face looks like it went through a MEAT GRINDER. You make me want to vomit." it was "You're a wonderful friend, and I'm sorry, but I'm really not attracted to you in that way."
I realize I'm not exactly Hollywood material, but at least I'm capable of exercise, eating right, and not blaming all my weight problems on everything I can think of that isn't "stuffing my fat face."
Nobody realizes just how often I have to shut the trap. In fact, the shutting of the trap is what makes me the biggest liar of all. And I don't like being a liar.
SO I offer unto you, friends, enemies, countrymen/countrywomen... a cleaning out of the heart. If you would like to know what my personal opinions of your appearance, lifestyle choices, wardrobe, etc are feel free to post here and I will tell you exactly what I think.
And you probably won't like it.
(Note: Posting in response to this is a direct act of ASKING FOR IT. Do not be surprised if you don't like what you get.)
Paix.
Making fun of fatties.
Oh yes. I *love* making fun of fat people now. Granted, I am still very much on the chunky side. But I've dropped below 200, so now... I take great perverse pleasure in torturing the fat kids.
Nobody really understands how very polite I've been in the past, especially to men. Instead of saying "JESUS. FUCKING. CHRIST. YOUR TITS ARE BIGGER THAN MINE." I've said "I really think we have a great friendship going and I wouldn't want to jeopardize it by attempting a romantic relationship." Instead of "HOLY SHIT. YOU ARE FUCKING FAT. What the fuck, did you EAT Twinkie the Kid? CHRIST ON TOAST, your face looks like it went through a MEAT GRINDER. You make me want to vomit." it was "You're a wonderful friend, and I'm sorry, but I'm really not attracted to you in that way."
I realize I'm not exactly Hollywood material, but at least I'm capable of exercise, eating right, and not blaming all my weight problems on everything I can think of that isn't "stuffing my fat face."
Nobody realizes just how often I have to shut the trap. In fact, the shutting of the trap is what makes me the biggest liar of all. And I don't like being a liar.
SO I offer unto you, friends, enemies, countrymen/countrywomen... a cleaning out of the heart. If you would like to know what my personal opinions of your appearance, lifestyle choices, wardrobe, etc are feel free to post here and I will tell you exactly what I think.
And you probably won't like it.
(Note: Posting in response to this is a direct act of ASKING FOR IT. Do not be surprised if you don't like what you get.)
Paix.