This is FUCKING MIND SHIT!
So fucking..I went to get my hair cut but they cut waaay too much so I used some rogaine and got more hair. But it didnt come back on my head, no silly, rogaine for my armpits, are you retarded? I have a bear living in my armpit, it says it doesnt like, it says it's going to eat your marshmellows. Watch out, while that campfire burns in your room the bear might SNUFF you. Even though the bear doesnt like fire he hates you more and will attack you with his three ninja panda buddies that use bambe quarterstaves. They dual wield staves, bitch. No chance. Lvl 33 ninja pandas bitch, what? Your fucking duck. Quack, quack goes your dick. No, not that one, your uncle, your uncle dick..you know, richard, the one that talks about politics and history all the time and you know you love dick's history. You love ugly girls, ugly people too. Ugly people make the world go round, but fat people do not. So I made a pact with the devil today and said "yes lucifer, I will begin to work out if you grant me the power of TELECOMMUNICATION" BWAHAHAHAHAHA HOW EVIL IS THAT?! So I'm going to lose weight with no pills or help or giant axes that come down and shave all the excess weight off. None of that. Maybe a little masturbation, but none of that. My hair is better now. It's not clunky and layered and armored with defensive cannons that shoot rocket-guided lasers and handguns that shoot peanuts at people with blue faces. Not blue like the man, blue like you're sad, like you're emo. Like I'm black but not from the ghetto 'cyz my music is sad, wurd son, dont mess with "Cut My Wrists" by "The Black Hearted Wrist Slashers of America" cuz if you hurt yourself or other people you got problems man. More problems than if you're on acid and you cut the snakies out of your skin. Yeah, really, more fucked up than PCBs and Ps and Qs and URLs and DDRs...not the game, faggot, the kind of memory, you know, the shit you don't have? Okay, I'm going to go slice my umbillical cord and die of urine loss because all you flamboyant faggots that get with hot chicks really piss me off. Pick a door, bitch.