plane rides
Bill Buttnut went on a plane ride one day and saw this really hot stwartest and said i wish i could have her. And since billy is shy he didnt say any thing. When the stwartest walked by and said can i get you something to drink. billy started to have an overwhelming felling in him and then splat. Billy busted in his pants. Felling embarrassed billy ran to the bathroom and cryed. When the plane landed in montana. Billy was so excited because he had never left his home town maryland. Boring state trust me. Billy thought he would go to a stripclub called the wet beaver. Very popular. When he got there there were only one stripper in the place and no custumers. Bill thought it was wiered. so he sat down and ordered a drink. He started to talk to the striper about his problem on the plane. And the striper suggested he go to the best whorehouse in montana and practice so he would be a sex god when he saw the stwartest agin. So billy did. He found the place and when whent in he was greeted by Lana Leigh. Well known for her suductive ways with men. Lanna convinced billy to pay $2,000 for sex. Since billy couldnt refuse he said ok. After the sex billy felt alive and wanted to fuck the stwartest's brains out. So billy got back on the same plane. And there was the same stwartest. So billy got up the nerve to say "hey you want to fuck?" The stwartest said "take me big boy." And billy and the Stwartest whent into the bathroom and joined the mile high club. But that didnt really matter because the stwartest's moans were so loud the pilot got distracted and crashed the plane.