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13 | The Italian Job (+)
14 | The Matrix (+)
15 | Bonnie and Clyde (+)
16 | Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle ( . ) ( . )
17 | 28 days later (++)
18 | The Hulk ( - )
19 | Some Like It Hot (+)
20 | It's a Wonderful Life (+++)
21 | Charade (++)
22 | The Hours (++)
Good movies to be had by all! I liked Some Like It Hot - I would have fallen completely for Sugar, had she not been such an utter moron...Anyone can see that Jack Lemmon would have been the better choice.
It's a Wonderful Life is absolutely amazing amazing amazing and I kick myself for not having seen it sooner. George Bailey is wonderful and I have a crush on Mary Bailey which is sad and disturbing. I like Jimmy Stewart.
Charade is good...Cary Grant annoys me to no end. I sometimes cringe when I see him. But I heart Audrey Hepburn. so. And I liked the movie itself a lot! It keeps you guessing and Audrey Hepburn is pretty and good and funny. Except then she pulls and Sugar, and ends up with someone stupid and ugly. so yeah.
The Hours was good. I didn't...I guess i didn't know like...there was lesbian sub-plots. so Julianne Moore (sp?) goes to kiss toni collette (sp?) and it's like, "WHOA BITCH." after Far From Heaven and all...! haha
this has nothing to do with llamas.
In memoriam
RICHARD CORNISH
First American Sodomite.
Rest in Peace.
Local governments, with limited ability to raise taxes, are already reeling from the uncertainty of state aid. If the budget remains in limbo long enough, state employees may have their paychecks dropped to the minimum wage, an average pay cut for individuals of about 70 percent.
"The ticket holder puts himself in the position of performer, writer, director and possibly designer."
This one was in the july 4th edition of the new york times:
Witnesses also said that in response, soldiers in one of the other vehicles opened fire indiscriminately, seriously wounding, and possibly killing, at least one Iraqi driver nearby.//"Get out from our country," someone had scrawled on a wall nearby. It was written in English, so for the soldiers passing by there would be no mistaking its meaning.
One reference on the tape asserts that "the casualty numbers that the Americans are announcing are false." This statement was echoed on the streets of Falluja, west of Baghdad today, where a number of residents were trafficking in rumors that the United States military was dumping the bodies of dead American servicemen in the desert near the Syrian border to hide casualties.
Since his campaign began, Dr. Dean has made President Bush and Democrats who vote with him his favorite bogeymen. The approach has allowed him to mount a campaign to appeal to Democrats who feel that the party's centrist shift has left them abandoned.
"On the one hand, stupidity poses a daily threat to civilization," he writes. "On the other it constitutes the mystical foundation of our existence. For if man was not to fall victim to his own stupidity, he had to develop his intelligence." Or as he put it in a telephone interview from his home in Amsterdam, "Stupidity is the engine that drives our society."
Hospital and police officials said there were 7 dead and 74 wounded. No American officials were injured.//Luai Nori, 20, who owns a copy shop across the street, said of the Americans, "If it were up to me I would rip them apart."
The World Health Organization declared today that SARS had been contained around the world, with no new cases reported to the agency by any country since June 15.
"I think that what will happen is that states will be seeking to say, `You know what? Don't bring any of that stuff here,' " he said. "We know what we want, we know what marriage is, and we know what sexual relationships are. They will be asking how they can protect life as they know it, rather than life as the Supreme Court tells them it's going to be."
Most Americans, whatever their age, don't need politicians or government boondoggles like Operation Tribute to Freedom or enforced flag-waving or fictionalized TV dramatizations of Jessica Lynch's rescue to tell them what it means to be an American.
You're Calvin's dad!
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Rook
What Chess Piece Are You?
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You are bisexual.
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You come from the Night Sky. You're drawn to the
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came from them.
Where Did Your Soul Originate?
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What Edward Scissorhands character are you?
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You are Jim Stark from "Rebel Without a
Cause". You're good at heart but put on a
tough guy image for fear of being called
chicken. You're frustrated with your family and
you just want some friends to ease your
loneliness. You end becoming the idol of one
person and first love of another, and tragedy
makes you realize how stupid being a rebel is.
Which James Dean film character are you?
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You are Marilyn Monroe. You're a sexy bombshell who
knows how to get what she wants, but sometimes
people underestimate you or misread you and
you're seen for one thing instead of all that
you are. You can actually be very shy and hard
on yourself, and feel that sexiness is all you
have to offer to people. You will have your
success but be careful that you don't let
anything consume you completely. Feel better
about how smart you are.
Which vintage movie star are you most like?(For girls)
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You are Dorothy Gale From Kansus
What Judy Garland Character Are you?
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Manuela (The Pirate, 1948) - You're a really cool
cick!. You always get all the attention. You're
sexy and you have something in your eyes that
gets people bewitched. You look for the best
thing, and you always get them. You're wild and
fearless but inside your heart there's also
love and tenderness
Which Judy Garland Character are you?
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You're Sabrina, wistful and in love with the wrong
guy.
Which Audrey Hepburn are you?
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You are "The Girl" From "Seven Year
Itch" Guys just fall in love by seeing
you... you are there dream girl. They would do
anything to be with you evernt if it ment
cheating on the one they love.
Which Marilyn Monroe character are you?
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You are Ally! All your problems are about you, and
they are the most important thing in your (and
John Cage's life) You also fear that you'll
never find true love, and it in fact makes you
nuts. As Nell would say, get over it!
which Ally Mcbeal Character are you?
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Zoe
Which Coyote Ugly Girl Are You?
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You Are an Oral Master!
If going down were a class, you'd be an A+ student.
You've been known to do anything - from deep throat to ass licking.
Your oral can get almost anyone off...
Too bad you're not flex enough to try it on yourself!
How Oral Are *You*?
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Your Orgasms are Like a Crazy Explosion!
Complete insanity - and totally unpredictable.
What Firework are Your Orgasms Like?
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Your Sex Sign is Aries!
You're fiery, independent, and the best anyone's ever had.
You're so hot that you drive everyone wild with sexual frustration.
You're a total star when you're on top, but you also need to be impressed in bed.
Aries, you are headstrong, spolied, fiery in temperment, and fiercely independent.
You always want to be the best anyone's ever had, and you'll spend all night convincing your lover that you are.
Don't worry - you usually are the best anyone has ever had.
When you get down, you don't leave out anything.
Sexually, you're a leader and very sure of yourself.
One of your favorite positions is being on top, where you can move freely - while letting your lover observe you orgasm.
Sex with you is always exciting.
You start with teasing, playful seduction - that always drives your lovers wild with frustration.
You always deliver though!
You love being over powered, and you respond to a strong sexual appetite with equal fervor.
The confident lover who can give you breathtaking, powerful sex will have you eating out of his or her hand.
What's *Your* Sex Sign?
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You'll Be Arrested For Prostitution!
It probably started out with dating rich guys...
You love money, jewelry, and clothes, and you realize that sex is an easy way to get what you want.
If you ever get busted while strutting your stuff on a street corner...
Use your sex appeal to seduce the cop and maybe he'll be the only one to punish you! ;)
What Sex Crime Will You Be Arrested For?
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You Are Vaginal Sex!
Traditional, romantic, and very vanilla.
Otherwise known as:
Driving the beef bus to tuna town
Making the beast with two backs
A bit of the old in and out
Giving the monkey a banana
Riding the baloney pony
Vaginal bungee jumping
Carnal gymnastics
Knockin' boots
Shagging
What Type of Sex Are You?
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You Should Teach Feminism 101!
Women of the world unite - you don't need dicks to make you happy!
Whether you're a lesbian or straight girl (or something in between)...
You've always felt a special connection with other women.
Maybe you feel like you and other women have the same struggles.
Or maybe you just dig their wacky genitalia.
In either case, you're ready to break out the Toni Morrison and Sylvia Plath.
What's Class Should You Teach?
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You Are A Juicy Kisser!
About Your Kissing Style:
Your lips are totally kissable baby, and you know how to use them.
You are the perfect - with the right combo of lips and tongue.
It's important to flaunt it, so kiss early and often on dates!
What Your Kissing Style Says About You:
You're 100% hot, and you know it. You're all about being sexy, all the time.
You have no trouble scoring dates or kisses ...
Just trouble getting rid of jealous people trying to show you up!
You attract attention from every hot guy and girl... even before you show off your kissing skills.
Your Personal Kissing Matches and Mismatches:
Go out with another Juicy Kisser and you'll be the power couple of the party. Sure, you'll have a ton of
hot kisses, but only after everyone there has checked you guys out. Hook it up with a
Romantic Kisser and you may have found your soulmate.
Romantic Kissers will be attracted to your appeal, and you'll appreciate their loyalty.
Keep away from Carnal Kissers! They'll just try to play you for sex, and
ruin your reputation in a heartbeat. And Freaky Kissers are way too wild and
rough for your style. You prefer pleasure to pain, thank you very much.
How Do *You* Kiss?
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You Should Star in Lesbian Porn!
You like girls.
But you probably already knew that.
What Porn Should *You* Star In?
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Your Sexual Energy is Yellow!
You have the sensuality of a goddess or spiritual temptress.
And you feel that your sexual energy comes from a deep source.
You love to tease and foreplay is by far your greatest sexual talent.
You feel the sun's light streaming through you and you reflect that energy into your partner.
You enjoy both giving and taking.
You feel completely equal and at peace during foreplay.
You have immense patience and love to touch in all of the right spots.
You tend to keep home lovers who have endured your seduction for extended periods of time.
You like to see your lovers over and over again to insure that they are completely yearning for you.
If you want to spice up your sex life, add a bit of raw sexuality.
Maybe a few silk scarves, or some erotica to share together?
Bring in fantasy and fun, and that will mix with your sexy spiritual self just delightfully!
Kate Hudson and Cate Blanchett both know how to light up a room with their yellow sexual energies.
People who hare sexual energies of red, green, and pink are a good match for you.
What Color is Your Sexual Energy?
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You Have a Small Ass!
You don't complain about your ass as all.
That's because it's tight and small.
Everyone knows your ass is all that -
Even if it is a bit flat.
What Ass Do *You* Have??
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You Have a Lesbian Pussy!
It's not cock, but pussy that you like.
No question about it, you're 100% dyke.
To the outside world, you seem butch and tough.
But truth be told, you'll melt for the right muff.
What Kind of Pussy Do *You* Have?
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this is my country. i made it. i am the cool. thank you, nrkn, my life is complete.
In other news, there has been much going on with my body. People recently have felt the need to comments on it, or...make appointments for it...and like...stick things in it....
Deep, hurly man voice: "So...do ya need any of those WOMEN appointments soon?"
Secretarial voice: "I am SO glad you've decided to put on weight!"
Man voice: "Well, you know, you've got that pretty daughter from college home now, you can just clear off a spot on your driveway for my trailer - give me a night with her and I'll be ALL fixed up! and she wouldn't even need to me me anywhere...just right outside her door..."
Blockbuster employee voice: "You look nice today. Did you do your hair?...No? Well, maybe it's your clothes. I KNOW there is something different about you today. You just look REALLY nice."
And i know, it's all in good fun...but really. It makes me laugh.
Also, Alizee has a new cd. I orgasmed three times when I heard that. NOT ONLY THAT but she's got an English version of J'en ai marre...AND an english video. She's got one other song in english now, called "i'm not twenty" and then there's a song called "Hey! Amigo!" which is unfortunately not in english or spanish. It's probably a good thing because the songs in english make me realize how much her lyrics suck.
alizee is such a....guilty pleasure. She's so pretty and funny and cute and she has SO much bitch potential it's orgasmic. and her songs, even in french, are kind of catchy.
C’es pas ma faute
Et quand je donne ma langue aux chats
Je cois les autres
Tous prets a se jeter sur moi
C’est pas ma faute a moi
Si j’entends tout autour de moi
Hello, helli, t’es A (L.O.L.I.T.A)
Moi Lolita
C'est pas ma faute = it's not my fault (!!!)
It's like one of two french phrases I know.
When I ran a search for those lyrics, I came across a breaking news article that made me laugh....yeah, but it can still be LIKE she's a virgin...a la Madonna, right?
2 | adaptation (+)
3 | 8 women (++)
4 | the pianist (+)
5 | personal velocity (+)
6 | liam (+)
7 | the last days of disco (-)
8 | just a kiss (+)
9 | Dr. T and the Women (+)
10 | K-PAX (+)
11 | Midnight Cowboy (+)
12 | The Matrix: Reloaded (++)
13 | The Italian Job (+)
14 | The Matrix (+)
15 | Bonnie and Clyde (+)
16 | Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle ( . ) ( . )
17 | 28 days later (++)
18 | The Hulk ( - )
19 | Some Like It Hot (+)
20 | It's a Wonderful Life (+++)
21 | Charade (++)
22 | The Hours (++)
Good movies to be had by all! I liked Some Like It Hot - I would have fallen completely for Sugar, had she not been such an utter moron...Anyone can see that Jack Lemmon would have been the better choice.
It's a Wonderful Life is absolutely amazing amazing amazing and I kick myself for not having seen it sooner. George Bailey is wonderful and I have a crush on Mary Bailey which is sad and disturbing. I like Jimmy Stewart.
Charade is good...Cary Grant annoys me to no end. I sometimes cringe when I see him. But I heart Audrey Hepburn. so. And I liked the movie itself a lot! It keeps you guessing and Audrey Hepburn is pretty and good and funny. Except then she pulls and Sugar, and ends up with someone stupid and ugly. so yeah.
The Hours was good. I didn't...I guess i didn't know like...there was lesbian sub-plots. so Julianne Moore (sp?) goes to kiss toni collette (sp?) and it's like, "WHOA BITCH." after Far From Heaven and all...! haha
this has nothing to do with llamas.
In memoriam
RICHARD CORNISH
First American Sodomite.
Rest in Peace.
Local governments, with limited ability to raise taxes, are already reeling from the uncertainty of state aid. If the budget remains in limbo long enough, state employees may have their paychecks dropped to the minimum wage, an average pay cut for individuals of about 70 percent.
"The ticket holder puts himself in the position of performer, writer, director and possibly designer."
This one was in the july 4th edition of the new york times:
Witnesses also said that in response, soldiers in one of the other vehicles opened fire indiscriminately, seriously wounding, and possibly killing, at least one Iraqi driver nearby.//"Get out from our country," someone had scrawled on a wall nearby. It was written in English, so for the soldiers passing by there would be no mistaking its meaning.
One reference on the tape asserts that "the casualty numbers that the Americans are announcing are false." This statement was echoed on the streets of Falluja, west of Baghdad today, where a number of residents were trafficking in rumors that the United States military was dumping the bodies of dead American servicemen in the desert near the Syrian border to hide casualties.
Since his campaign began, Dr. Dean has made President Bush and Democrats who vote with him his favorite bogeymen. The approach has allowed him to mount a campaign to appeal to Democrats who feel that the party's centrist shift has left them abandoned.
"On the one hand, stupidity poses a daily threat to civilization," he writes. "On the other it constitutes the mystical foundation of our existence. For if man was not to fall victim to his own stupidity, he had to develop his intelligence." Or as he put it in a telephone interview from his home in Amsterdam, "Stupidity is the engine that drives our society."
Hospital and police officials said there were 7 dead and 74 wounded. No American officials were injured.//Luai Nori, 20, who owns a copy shop across the street, said of the Americans, "If it were up to me I would rip them apart."
The World Health Organization declared today that SARS had been contained around the world, with no new cases reported to the agency by any country since June 15.
"I think that what will happen is that states will be seeking to say, `You know what? Don't bring any of that stuff here,' " he said. "We know what we want, we know what marriage is, and we know what sexual relationships are. They will be asking how they can protect life as they know it, rather than life as the Supreme Court tells them it's going to be."
Most Americans, whatever their age, don't need politicians or government boondoggles like Operation Tribute to Freedom or enforced flag-waving or fictionalized TV dramatizations of Jessica Lynch's rescue to tell them what it means to be an American.
You're Calvin's dad!
Which Calvin and Hobbes Character are You?
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Rook
What Chess Piece Are You?
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You are bisexual.
What is your sexual orientation?
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You come from the Night Sky. You're drawn to the
stars and planets, and it's no wonder why, you
came from them.
Where Did Your Soul Originate?
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You are Kim!!
What Edward Scissorhands character are you?
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You are Jim Stark from "Rebel Without a
Cause". You're good at heart but put on a
tough guy image for fear of being called
chicken. You're frustrated with your family and
you just want some friends to ease your
loneliness. You end becoming the idol of one
person and first love of another, and tragedy
makes you realize how stupid being a rebel is.
Which James Dean film character are you?
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You are Marilyn Monroe. You're a sexy bombshell who
knows how to get what she wants, but sometimes
people underestimate you or misread you and
you're seen for one thing instead of all that
you are. You can actually be very shy and hard
on yourself, and feel that sexiness is all you
have to offer to people. You will have your
success but be careful that you don't let
anything consume you completely. Feel better
about how smart you are.
Which vintage movie star are you most like?(For girls)
brought to you by Quizilla
You are Dorothy Gale From Kansus
What Judy Garland Character Are you?
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Manuela (The Pirate, 1948) - You're a really cool
cick!. You always get all the attention. You're
sexy and you have something in your eyes that
gets people bewitched. You look for the best
thing, and you always get them. You're wild and
fearless but inside your heart there's also
love and tenderness
Which Judy Garland Character are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
You're Sabrina, wistful and in love with the wrong
guy.
Which Audrey Hepburn are you?
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You are "The Girl" From "Seven Year
Itch" Guys just fall in love by seeing
you... you are there dream girl. They would do
anything to be with you evernt if it ment
cheating on the one they love.
Which Marilyn Monroe character are you?
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Libertarian
Political Party Quiz
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You are Ally! All your problems are about you, and
they are the most important thing in your (and
John Cage's life) You also fear that you'll
never find true love, and it in fact makes you
nuts. As Nell would say, get over it!
which Ally Mcbeal Character are you?
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Zoe
Which Coyote Ugly Girl Are You?
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You Are an Oral Master!
If going down were a class, you'd be an A+ student.
You've been known to do anything - from deep throat to ass licking.
Your oral can get almost anyone off...
Too bad you're not flex enough to try it on yourself!
How Oral Are *You*?
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Your Orgasms are Like a Crazy Explosion!
Complete insanity - and totally unpredictable.
What Firework are Your Orgasms Like?
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Your Sex Sign is Aries!
You're fiery, independent, and the best anyone's ever had.
You're so hot that you drive everyone wild with sexual frustration.
You're a total star when you're on top, but you also need to be impressed in bed.
Aries, you are headstrong, spolied, fiery in temperment, and fiercely independent.
You always want to be the best anyone's ever had, and you'll spend all night convincing your lover that you are.
Don't worry - you usually are the best anyone has ever had.
When you get down, you don't leave out anything.
Sexually, you're a leader and very sure of yourself.
One of your favorite positions is being on top, where you can move freely - while letting your lover observe you orgasm.
Sex with you is always exciting.
You start with teasing, playful seduction - that always drives your lovers wild with frustration.
You always deliver though!
You love being over powered, and you respond to a strong sexual appetite with equal fervor.
The confident lover who can give you breathtaking, powerful sex will have you eating out of his or her hand.
What's *Your* Sex Sign?
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You'll Be Arrested For Prostitution!
It probably started out with dating rich guys...
You love money, jewelry, and clothes, and you realize that sex is an easy way to get what you want.
If you ever get busted while strutting your stuff on a street corner...
Use your sex appeal to seduce the cop and maybe he'll be the only one to punish you! ;)
What Sex Crime Will You Be Arrested For?
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You Are Vaginal Sex!
Traditional, romantic, and very vanilla.
Otherwise known as:
Driving the beef bus to tuna town
Making the beast with two backs
A bit of the old in and out
Giving the monkey a banana
Riding the baloney pony
Vaginal bungee jumping
Carnal gymnastics
Knockin' boots
Shagging
What Type of Sex Are You?
More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva
You Should Teach Feminism 101!
Women of the world unite - you don't need dicks to make you happy!
Whether you're a lesbian or straight girl (or something in between)...
You've always felt a special connection with other women.
Maybe you feel like you and other women have the same struggles.
Or maybe you just dig their wacky genitalia.
In either case, you're ready to break out the Toni Morrison and Sylvia Plath.
What's Class Should You Teach?
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You Are A Juicy Kisser!
About Your Kissing Style:
Your lips are totally kissable baby, and you know how to use them.
You are the perfect - with the right combo of lips and tongue.
It's important to flaunt it, so kiss early and often on dates!
What Your Kissing Style Says About You:
You're 100% hot, and you know it. You're all about being sexy, all the time.
You have no trouble scoring dates or kisses ...
Just trouble getting rid of jealous people trying to show you up!
You attract attention from every hot guy and girl... even before you show off your kissing skills.
Your Personal Kissing Matches and Mismatches:
Go out with another Juicy Kisser and you'll be the power couple of the party. Sure, you'll have a ton of
hot kisses, but only after everyone there has checked you guys out. Hook it up with a
Romantic Kisser and you may have found your soulmate.
Romantic Kissers will be attracted to your appeal, and you'll appreciate their loyalty.
Keep away from Carnal Kissers! They'll just try to play you for sex, and
ruin your reputation in a heartbeat. And Freaky Kissers are way too wild and
rough for your style. You prefer pleasure to pain, thank you very much.
How Do *You* Kiss?
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You Should Star in Lesbian Porn!
You like girls.
But you probably already knew that.
What Porn Should *You* Star In?
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Your Sexual Energy is Yellow!
You have the sensuality of a goddess or spiritual temptress.
And you feel that your sexual energy comes from a deep source.
You love to tease and foreplay is by far your greatest sexual talent.
You feel the sun's light streaming through you and you reflect that energy into your partner.
You enjoy both giving and taking.
You feel completely equal and at peace during foreplay.
You have immense patience and love to touch in all of the right spots.
You tend to keep home lovers who have endured your seduction for extended periods of time.
You like to see your lovers over and over again to insure that they are completely yearning for you.
If you want to spice up your sex life, add a bit of raw sexuality.
Maybe a few silk scarves, or some erotica to share together?
Bring in fantasy and fun, and that will mix with your sexy spiritual self just delightfully!
Kate Hudson and Cate Blanchett both know how to light up a room with their yellow sexual energies.
People who hare sexual energies of red, green, and pink are a good match for you.
What Color is Your Sexual Energy?
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You Have a Small Ass!
You don't complain about your ass as all.
That's because it's tight and small.
Everyone knows your ass is all that -
Even if it is a bit flat.
What Ass Do *You* Have??
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You Have a Lesbian Pussy!
It's not cock, but pussy that you like.
No question about it, you're 100% dyke.
To the outside world, you seem butch and tough.
But truth be told, you'll melt for the right muff.
What Kind of Pussy Do *You* Have?
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this is my country. i made it. i am the cool. thank you, nrkn, my life is complete.
In other news, there has been much going on with my body. People recently have felt the need to comments on it, or...make appointments for it...and like...stick things in it....
Deep, hurly man voice: "So...do ya need any of those WOMEN appointments soon?"
Secretarial voice: "I am SO glad you've decided to put on weight!"
Man voice: "Well, you know, you've got that pretty daughter from college home now, you can just clear off a spot on your driveway for my trailer - give me a night with her and I'll be ALL fixed up! and she wouldn't even need to me me anywhere...just right outside her door..."
Blockbuster employee voice: "You look nice today. Did you do your hair?...No? Well, maybe it's your clothes. I KNOW there is something different about you today. You just look REALLY nice."
And i know, it's all in good fun...but really. It makes me laugh.
Also, Alizee has a new cd. I orgasmed three times when I heard that. NOT ONLY THAT but she's got an English version of J'en ai marre...AND an english video. She's got one other song in english now, called "i'm not twenty" and then there's a song called "Hey! Amigo!" which is unfortunately not in english or spanish. It's probably a good thing because the songs in english make me realize how much her lyrics suck.
alizee is such a....guilty pleasure. She's so pretty and funny and cute and she has SO much bitch potential it's orgasmic. and her songs, even in french, are kind of catchy.
C’es pas ma faute
Et quand je donne ma langue aux chats
Je cois les autres
Tous prets a se jeter sur moi
C’est pas ma faute a moi
Si j’entends tout autour de moi
Hello, helli, t’es A (L.O.L.I.T.A)
Moi Lolita
C'est pas ma faute = it's not my fault (!!!)
It's like one of two french phrases I know.
When I ran a search for those lyrics, I came across a breaking news article that made me laugh....yeah, but it can still be LIKE she's a virgin...a la Madonna, right?