Limericks
Yeah, my roommate and I've been looking at limericks. Here are some that I really like so far.
This one's pretty silly, but I thought it was cute.
In a castle that had a deep moat
Lived a chicken a duck and a goat.
They wanted to go out
And wander about
But all they needed was a boat.
This one is so true. Yay! College jokes
There once was an old man of Esser,
Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser,
It at last grew so small
He knew nothing at all,
And now he's a college professor.
(I'm a computer science major, I had to throw this one in)
A computer, to print out a fact
will divide, multiply and subtract.
But this output can be
no more than debris
if the input was short of exact.
MATH! ---> If someone figures it out, tell me... I got lost when I did the equation.
A dozen, a gross, and a score,
Plus three times the square root of four,
Divided by seven,
Plus five time eleven,
Equals nine squared plus zero, no more.
If you guys have limericks you want to share, go ahead and post them as a comment!
This one's pretty silly, but I thought it was cute.
In a castle that had a deep moat
Lived a chicken a duck and a goat.
They wanted to go out
And wander about
But all they needed was a boat.
This one is so true. Yay! College jokes
There once was an old man of Esser,
Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser,
It at last grew so small
He knew nothing at all,
And now he's a college professor.
(I'm a computer science major, I had to throw this one in)
A computer, to print out a fact
will divide, multiply and subtract.
But this output can be
no more than debris
if the input was short of exact.
MATH! ---> If someone figures it out, tell me... I got lost when I did the equation.
A dozen, a gross, and a score,
Plus three times the square root of four,
Divided by seven,
Plus five time eleven,
Equals nine squared plus zero, no more.
If you guys have limericks you want to share, go ahead and post them as a comment!