We are soo fucking horrible...lmao
well sammy sarah n meghan are here, and if you know cory simmons, you know that shes a fuckin retard, lol, look.
CESJewel86: tell her to tell allie or ali, however u spell her name
CESJewel86: the brown haired gurl that i said hi
CESJewel86: lol
SaintsAndSai10rs: allie fell off a cliff...:'(
CESJewel86: what?
CESJewel86: r u serious or just jokin around???
SaintsAndSai10rs: well we were mountain climbing for Samasa's birthday, and she ran to catch the frisbee and she tripped over this humongous lizard and fell into the atlantic ocean...:-\
SaintsAndSai10rs: AKA. off a cliff
CESJewel86: r u serious???
CESJewel86: :-\
SaintsAndSai10rs: dead serious
SaintsAndSai10rs: meghan slit her wrists the other day
CESJewel86: ok
SaintsAndSai10rs: because she cant take it
SaintsAndSai10rs: its soo sad..
SaintsAndSai10rs: you didnt hear about that?
CESJewel86: no
CESJewel86: is allie ok?
SaintsAndSai10rs: she passed away shortly after the shark bit her.. she actually bled to death
SaintsAndSai10rs: meghan watched her die
SaintsAndSai10rs: the rest of us though
SaintsAndSai10rs: we didnt know... we were videotaping eachother eating donuts
CESJewel86: hahaha
CESJewel86: ur lying
CESJewel86: don't lie seriously
CESJewel86: ok
SaintsAndSai10rs: umm thats not fucking funny..
SaintsAndSai10rs: why would i lie about that?
CESJewel86: idk
SaintsAndSai10rs: im not kidding
SaintsAndSai10rs: now im offended
CESJewel86: it just seems like ur tellin a story
SaintsAndSai10rs: why would i lie about that:'(
CESJewel86: did she really die?
SaintsAndSai10rs: YES
SaintsAndSai10rs: meghan treid to kill herself because she watched it
SaintsAndSai10rs: but i caught her and stole teh knife
SaintsAndSai10rs: and stabbed the wall
SaintsAndSai10rs: and ran away
CESJewel86: wow!
CESJewel86: hmmmm
SaintsAndSai10rs: yeah it was such a dramatic night last night..
CESJewel86: yeah that sux
CESJewel86: i just hope ur tellin me the truth
SaintsAndSai10rs: why would i fucking lie about this
SaintsAndSai10rs: i dont lie to people
CESJewel86: ok
SaintsAndSai10rs: im a christian
CESJewel86: same here
SaintsAndSai10rs: yeah, thats not my thang
CESJewel86: don't sware
SaintsAndSai10rs: dont you just love god?
CESJewel86: yeah!
CESJewel86: u guys wanna call me?
SaintsAndSai10rs: sorry, were happy for allie now that shes with jesus
CESJewel86: yah
CESJewel86: did u tell micah?
SaintsAndSai10rs: meghan through our phone out the window becuase people were calling to appologize LIKE THEY CARED!>:o:'(
SaintsAndSai10rs: no.
SaintsAndSai10rs: let me be the one
SaintsAndSai10rs: please dont say anything
CESJewel86: i won't
SaintsAndSai10rs: thank you.
CESJewel86: he's gonna be soo sad
CESJewel86: np
CESJewel86: i didn't really know her
SaintsAndSai10rs: its a shame
CESJewel86: she seemed like a really sweet gurl
SaintsAndSai10rs: at least jesus is by her side
CESJewel86: thats true
CESJewel86: so....
SaintsAndSai10rs: she was, she fed my chickens, she cleaned my bathroom, and she gave my pooor poor family money when we were in the dumps...
SaintsAndSai10rs: by the dumps i mean when we lived at 344 Junkyard Lane
CESJewel86: i gottcha
CESJewel86: what do u think micah is gonna say?
SaintsAndSai10rs: he is gonna be devastated
CESJewel86: yeah i bet
SaintsAndSai10rs: maybe he might join allie and jesus. who knows.
CESJewel86: didn't he go out with her?
SaintsAndSai10rs: nope
SaintsAndSai10rs: she cant date because her mom was such a jesus freak
CESJewel86: oh, ok
CESJewel86: really?
SaintsAndSai10rs: yes but anyways, the funeral was a blast!
SaintsAndSai10rs: we got soo drunk and played frisbee while listening to missy elliot, those were her favorite things..
CESJewel86: really?
SaintsAndSai10rs: yeah her mom was drunk off her ass
CESJewel86: wow
CESJewel86: hahaha
SaintsAndSai10rs: she was pooping in the pumpkins and spankin the house callin it charlie
SaintsAndSai10rs: yeah shes hilarious
CESJewel86: lol
SaintsAndSai10rs: too bad she got hit by a bus today...:-(
CESJewel86: who allies mom?
SaintsAndSai10rs: yeah but shes fine
SaintsAndSai10rs: she got up and walked to wegmans
SaintsAndSai10rs: bout herself some more beer
CESJewel86: ok
SaintsAndSai10rs: and was on her way
SaintsAndSai10rs: yeah we were just there
CESJewel86: k
SaintsAndSai10rs: a few minutes ago..
CESJewel86: thats cool
SaintsAndSai10rs: yeah her gramma was watching saved by the bell
CESJewel86: lol
CESJewel86: thats a cool show
SaintsAndSai10rs: yeah her gramma is so funny
CESJewel86: u should really tell micah
SaintsAndSai10rs: especially when she gets naked when shes drunk and jumps on the trampoline
SaintsAndSai10rs: i will.
SaintsAndSai10rs: dont worry. there will be time
CESJewel86: i wish u could call him and tell him now
CESJewel86: while its still on ur mind and my mind
CESJewel86: i know its kinda late
SaintsAndSai10rs: it will always be on my mind, and its too late, he always said not to call after 11 in case hes bumpin uglies with some random girl..
CESJewel86: lol
CESJewel86: ok
SaintsAndSai10rs: yeah hes a hornball
CESJewel86: of course
CESJewel86: i feel bad!!
SaintsAndSai10rs: yeah he came over and like he was all over my mom and she was like DOOD, im married, and i was like, mom, hes hott alright, and shes like, DOOD, okay
SaintsAndSai10rs: JK!
SaintsAndSai10rs: GOTCHA
SaintsAndSai10rs: he didnt come over
SaintsAndSai10rs: but it is too late to call his sexayy ass
SaintsAndSai10rs: i mean
SaintsAndSai10rs: butt
SaintsAndSai10rs: sorry god
CESJewel86: ok
CESJewel86: i didn't think he came over
CESJewel86: was that whole thing a joke???
CESJewel86: even about allie???
SaintsAndSai10rs: OMG bRB MEGHAN IS CUTTIN HERSELF
SaintsAndSai10rs: umm no.
SaintsAndSai10rs: brb
CESJewel86: ok
omg hahahahahah then she called us and we were all pretending to cry and it was so fucking funny and we played missy elliot in the background....... and i was like "omg guys, allie was wearing my favorite thong when she died, I HOPE SHE KNOWS I WANT IT BACK!!" and sarah wanted to get off the phone with her so seh was like... "OMG PRAYER GROUP STARTS AT 1:02 OMG ITS 1:02 GOTTA GO PRAYER GROUP!" and hung up and we all almost peed our fucking pants. omggggggg you had to be here. it was fucking hilarious
CESJewel86: tell her to tell allie or ali, however u spell her name
CESJewel86: the brown haired gurl that i said hi
CESJewel86: lol
SaintsAndSai10rs: allie fell off a cliff...:'(
CESJewel86: what?
CESJewel86: r u serious or just jokin around???
SaintsAndSai10rs: well we were mountain climbing for Samasa's birthday, and she ran to catch the frisbee and she tripped over this humongous lizard and fell into the atlantic ocean...:-\
SaintsAndSai10rs: AKA. off a cliff
CESJewel86: r u serious???
CESJewel86: :-\
SaintsAndSai10rs: dead serious
SaintsAndSai10rs: meghan slit her wrists the other day
CESJewel86: ok
SaintsAndSai10rs: because she cant take it
SaintsAndSai10rs: its soo sad..
SaintsAndSai10rs: you didnt hear about that?
CESJewel86: no
CESJewel86: is allie ok?
SaintsAndSai10rs: she passed away shortly after the shark bit her.. she actually bled to death
SaintsAndSai10rs: meghan watched her die
SaintsAndSai10rs: the rest of us though
SaintsAndSai10rs: we didnt know... we were videotaping eachother eating donuts
CESJewel86: hahaha
CESJewel86: ur lying
CESJewel86: don't lie seriously
CESJewel86: ok
SaintsAndSai10rs: umm thats not fucking funny..
SaintsAndSai10rs: why would i lie about that?
CESJewel86: idk
SaintsAndSai10rs: im not kidding
SaintsAndSai10rs: now im offended
CESJewel86: it just seems like ur tellin a story
SaintsAndSai10rs: why would i lie about that:'(
CESJewel86: did she really die?
SaintsAndSai10rs: YES
SaintsAndSai10rs: meghan treid to kill herself because she watched it
SaintsAndSai10rs: but i caught her and stole teh knife
SaintsAndSai10rs: and stabbed the wall
SaintsAndSai10rs: and ran away
CESJewel86: wow!
CESJewel86: hmmmm
SaintsAndSai10rs: yeah it was such a dramatic night last night..
CESJewel86: yeah that sux
CESJewel86: i just hope ur tellin me the truth
SaintsAndSai10rs: why would i fucking lie about this
SaintsAndSai10rs: i dont lie to people
CESJewel86: ok
SaintsAndSai10rs: im a christian
CESJewel86: same here
SaintsAndSai10rs: yeah, thats not my thang
CESJewel86: don't sware
SaintsAndSai10rs: dont you just love god?
CESJewel86: yeah!
CESJewel86: u guys wanna call me?
SaintsAndSai10rs: sorry, were happy for allie now that shes with jesus
CESJewel86: yah
CESJewel86: did u tell micah?
SaintsAndSai10rs: meghan through our phone out the window becuase people were calling to appologize LIKE THEY CARED!>:o:'(
SaintsAndSai10rs: no.
SaintsAndSai10rs: let me be the one
SaintsAndSai10rs: please dont say anything
CESJewel86: i won't
SaintsAndSai10rs: thank you.
CESJewel86: he's gonna be soo sad
CESJewel86: np
CESJewel86: i didn't really know her
SaintsAndSai10rs: its a shame
CESJewel86: she seemed like a really sweet gurl
SaintsAndSai10rs: at least jesus is by her side
CESJewel86: thats true
CESJewel86: so....
SaintsAndSai10rs: she was, she fed my chickens, she cleaned my bathroom, and she gave my pooor poor family money when we were in the dumps...
SaintsAndSai10rs: by the dumps i mean when we lived at 344 Junkyard Lane
CESJewel86: i gottcha
CESJewel86: what do u think micah is gonna say?
SaintsAndSai10rs: he is gonna be devastated
CESJewel86: yeah i bet
SaintsAndSai10rs: maybe he might join allie and jesus. who knows.
CESJewel86: didn't he go out with her?
SaintsAndSai10rs: nope
SaintsAndSai10rs: she cant date because her mom was such a jesus freak
CESJewel86: oh, ok
CESJewel86: really?
SaintsAndSai10rs: yes but anyways, the funeral was a blast!
SaintsAndSai10rs: we got soo drunk and played frisbee while listening to missy elliot, those were her favorite things..
CESJewel86: really?
SaintsAndSai10rs: yeah her mom was drunk off her ass
CESJewel86: wow
CESJewel86: hahaha
SaintsAndSai10rs: she was pooping in the pumpkins and spankin the house callin it charlie
SaintsAndSai10rs: yeah shes hilarious
CESJewel86: lol
SaintsAndSai10rs: too bad she got hit by a bus today...:-(
CESJewel86: who allies mom?
SaintsAndSai10rs: yeah but shes fine
SaintsAndSai10rs: she got up and walked to wegmans
SaintsAndSai10rs: bout herself some more beer
CESJewel86: ok
SaintsAndSai10rs: and was on her way
SaintsAndSai10rs: yeah we were just there
CESJewel86: k
SaintsAndSai10rs: a few minutes ago..
CESJewel86: thats cool
SaintsAndSai10rs: yeah her gramma was watching saved by the bell
CESJewel86: lol
CESJewel86: thats a cool show
SaintsAndSai10rs: yeah her gramma is so funny
CESJewel86: u should really tell micah
SaintsAndSai10rs: especially when she gets naked when shes drunk and jumps on the trampoline
SaintsAndSai10rs: i will.
SaintsAndSai10rs: dont worry. there will be time
CESJewel86: i wish u could call him and tell him now
CESJewel86: while its still on ur mind and my mind
CESJewel86: i know its kinda late
SaintsAndSai10rs: it will always be on my mind, and its too late, he always said not to call after 11 in case hes bumpin uglies with some random girl..
CESJewel86: lol
CESJewel86: ok
SaintsAndSai10rs: yeah hes a hornball
CESJewel86: of course
CESJewel86: i feel bad!!
SaintsAndSai10rs: yeah he came over and like he was all over my mom and she was like DOOD, im married, and i was like, mom, hes hott alright, and shes like, DOOD, okay
SaintsAndSai10rs: JK!
SaintsAndSai10rs: GOTCHA
SaintsAndSai10rs: he didnt come over
SaintsAndSai10rs: but it is too late to call his sexayy ass
SaintsAndSai10rs: i mean
SaintsAndSai10rs: butt
SaintsAndSai10rs: sorry god
CESJewel86: ok
CESJewel86: i didn't think he came over
CESJewel86: was that whole thing a joke???
CESJewel86: even about allie???
SaintsAndSai10rs: OMG bRB MEGHAN IS CUTTIN HERSELF
SaintsAndSai10rs: umm no.
SaintsAndSai10rs: brb
CESJewel86: ok
omg hahahahahah then she called us and we were all pretending to cry and it was so fucking funny and we played missy elliot in the background....... and i was like "omg guys, allie was wearing my favorite thong when she died, I HOPE SHE KNOWS I WANT IT BACK!!" and sarah wanted to get off the phone with her so seh was like... "OMG PRAYER GROUP STARTS AT 1:02 OMG ITS 1:02 GOTTA GO PRAYER GROUP!" and hung up and we all almost peed our fucking pants. omggggggg you had to be here. it was fucking hilarious