The Computer World is Going Straight Down the Drain
I cannot comprehend why anyone would use a Windows operating system as opposed to a Mac. It doesn't make sense. "I want my computer to make the sound of a yeti!" Yes, don't we all? Then get a Windows. But if, perhaps, you want to actually do things on your computer and not just listen to it squak and gargle continuously, get a gosh darned Mac.
So this one time, I bought a puppy and by the time I got her home, I realized that she had already contracted 365 viruses. I brought her back to the pet store/shelter/whereverthehellyougetyouranimals and said, "Hey, buddy, my dog caught 365 viruses in a period of ten minutes," but instead of offering the sympathy I wanted, the guy was all, don't I know, they're all that way, and would I prefer to buy Norton Anti-Virus for $59.99?
No, I don't want your virus protection program. I want a dog that can still stand up. Please?
99% of computer users are doing this all the time. Except it's not a dog, but you're not stupid and you get what I mean.
I hope that when my dad buys a Windows like he says he will, it gets every virus that exists and crashes after three days, leaving his bank account $700 short.
So this one time, I bought a puppy and by the time I got her home, I realized that she had already contracted 365 viruses. I brought her back to the pet store/shelter/whereverthehellyougetyouranimals and said, "Hey, buddy, my dog caught 365 viruses in a period of ten minutes," but instead of offering the sympathy I wanted, the guy was all, don't I know, they're all that way, and would I prefer to buy Norton Anti-Virus for $59.99?
No, I don't want your virus protection program. I want a dog that can still stand up. Please?
99% of computer users are doing this all the time. Except it's not a dog, but you're not stupid and you get what I mean.
I hope that when my dad buys a Windows like he says he will, it gets every virus that exists and crashes after three days, leaving his bank account $700 short.