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I haven't been busy I just didn't feel like updating earlier. RIP Nell Carter. Gimme a Break sob. I remember watching that show when I was younger along with the Facts of Life and Just the Ten of Us. All of those shows that USA Network used to show during the summer. Anyway I'm going over Mandy's house tonight whether she likes it or not. We're going to watch TV and/or get naked and have sex. Be jealous. The only people I love right now are Mandy, Avril, Christina, and Elisha. If you want to be added to the list too bad cause it's not possible. I am so mad at Suchen Puk right now. They told us something about Britney being in legal trouble and they never gave us the details I think they might have forgotten. I lied I still love Suchen. What was up with that guy who thought he could sing like Justin? Edgar was better than that guy. MMM EDGAR. Okay so here's my list of American Idol guys that I have to have sex with before I die:
5. Justin Guarini
4. RJ Helton
3. Ryan Seacrest
2. JD Adams
1. EDGAR
Those last two need journals badly. I was going to put Nikki on the list but I don't even think I'd do her if she were a man. Edgar cracked me up. You can run you can die but you can't escape my love love love. It's sorry to say that Kristen Holt is kind of funny on screen. Oh man lesbians on taildaters are the hottest thing I can think of. I wanted to get in on some of that action. But then I realized that I'm getting sex from Elisha soon. Why aren't you me? Because I'm the best that's why. Die. Thanks. Bye.
EDIT: Happy Birthday, Christina's man. I want to be you but I don't have a penis.
EDIT2: The saddest thing I've ever seen: Bridezillas.
EDIT3: The only thing Chrissy has ever stolen is my virginity.
[New me. I mean I'm the new Alexis. If that makes sense. I hope I do her justice. Love me now.]
I haven't been busy I just didn't feel like updating earlier. RIP Nell Carter. Gimme a Break sob. I remember watching that show when I was younger along with the Facts of Life and Just the Ten of Us. All of those shows that USA Network used to show during the summer. Anyway I'm going over Mandy's house tonight whether she likes it or not. We're going to watch TV and/or get naked and have sex. Be jealous. The only people I love right now are Mandy, Avril, Christina, and Elisha. If you want to be added to the list too bad cause it's not possible. I am so mad at Suchen Puk right now. They told us something about Britney being in legal trouble and they never gave us the details I think they might have forgotten. I lied I still love Suchen. What was up with that guy who thought he could sing like Justin? Edgar was better than that guy. MMM EDGAR. Okay so here's my list of American Idol guys that I have to have sex with before I die:
5. Justin Guarini
4. RJ Helton
3. Ryan Seacrest
2. JD Adams
1. EDGAR
Those last two need journals badly. I was going to put Nikki on the list but I don't even think I'd do her if she were a man. Edgar cracked me up. You can run you can die but you can't escape my love love love. It's sorry to say that Kristen Holt is kind of funny on screen. Oh man lesbians on taildaters are the hottest thing I can think of. I wanted to get in on some of that action. But then I realized that I'm getting sex from Elisha soon. Why aren't you me? Because I'm the best that's why. Die. Thanks. Bye.
EDIT: Happy Birthday, Christina's man. I want to be you but I don't have a penis.
EDIT2: The saddest thing I've ever seen: Bridezillas.
EDIT3: The only thing Chrissy has ever stolen is my virginity.
[New me. I mean I'm the new Alexis. If that makes sense. I hope I do her justice. Love me now.]