meme-tastic
I thought I decided I wasn't gonna do this..but all the cool kids are.
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now.
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (Internets)
× I own lots of books. (I own a couple books, and not all of them are porn.)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games. (yeah)
✓ I've tried marijuana. (hrmm)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (duh)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (its usually true)
✓ I curse sometimes. (every other word)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (true)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
✓ I have broken someone's bones. (i chipped my little sister's tooth once)
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (don't we all?)
× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (like mel gibson in that one movie)
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (penis and testicle implants anyone?)
✓ I need/want money right now. (im in college)
✓ I love sushi. (i do enjoy it)
× I talk really, really fast. (i donno do i?)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (no one does)
× I have long hair. (not nemore)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas. (i wish)
✓ I have at least one sibling. (3)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (true that)
✓ I like the way that I look. (only about once a month)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (i guess white lies count)
× I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings.
× I think prostitution should be legalized. (then many of my friend's mothers jobs would be less fun to mock)
× I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent. (hint: it involves no clothing and 2 sheep)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
✓ I have a lot of friends. (i like to think so)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (truth or dare baby, i regret nothing)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (to certain people)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (not gay)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (ewwww)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (my mom is cooler than you)
✓ I have a mobile phone. (i dont live in a cave)
✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (lol)
✓ I've rejected someone before. (bah)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (there is usually someone i have my eye on)
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (sad)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (the world needs more paul)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (too many times)
× I've called the cops on a friend before. (fuck the police)
✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (true)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (if you answer no to this then you are a cocky bastard)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (at first ususally)
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (mostly)
× I have at least 5 away messages saved. (none)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (haha)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (i try not to)
× I own the "South Park" movie. (own is a bit off)
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (ive skipped class while chekcing lj)
× I enjoy some country music. (nope)
× I would die for my best friends. (i dont want to die, but id take a bullet)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (only sometimes)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (i wish)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (fuck yeah)
× I have dated a close friend's ex. (nope)
✓ I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys. (uhhh no)
× Democrat.
× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am. (fuck politicians)
✓ I am punk rockish. (maybe in attitude, but not in looks)
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (no preference)
× I study for tests most of the time. (haha no)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car. (i wish)
× I love my job(s).
× I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (cause im lazy)
✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (into a creek...it was a small bridge)
× I love sea turtles. (gay)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (gay)
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (be rich and do nothing)
× I am proficient on a musical instrument. (i wish)
✓ I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro. (a little bit)
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much. (when i was younger)
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (too emo)
✓ I fall for the worst people. (every damn time :P)
✓ I adore bright colours. (gay)
✓ I usually like covers better than originals. (but it depends)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (i like them)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (prolly)
× I can't whistle.
× I have ridden/owned a horse.
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
✓ I talk in my sleep. (its weird)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (all the time)
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (go to school with more like)
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
× I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
✓ I hate my toes. (feet are gross)
× I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke. (not anymore bitches)
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (prolly)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (haha)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (its true)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (gay)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. (fun times)
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (i dont know really)
× I can't stand being alone. (i like it sometimes)
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (usually)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
✓ I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (gay)
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (cheer up emo kid)
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (no, i just need to beat them at it)
× I am a Libertarian.
× I can speak more than one language. (not fluently)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (hell yeah)
× I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (college :))
× I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (gay)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (lol yeah)
× I am compulsively honest.
✓ I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (its called being a retard)
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (sometimes i forget to eat)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk. (fuck that)
× I obsessively wash my hands. (never)
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (phone?)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (freddy got fingered?)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (they are just plain hot)
× I don't like to chew gum. (i love it)
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (it is so cool)
✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (every day)
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (at karaoke)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (your mother)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (yep)
× I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos. (hell yeah)
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (im add or some shit)
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (dont we all)
✓ I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (sometimes)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (true)
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet. (whos doesnt)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (yes indeed)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare. (best and worst game ever)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (among other things)
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (too damn long)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (fuck those kids)
✓ I can only hate someone that I love. (usually)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (fuck starbucks)
I hope you didnt read every one of those...
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now.
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (Internets)
× I own lots of books. (I own a couple books, and not all of them are porn.)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games. (yeah)
✓ I've tried marijuana. (hrmm)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (duh)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (its usually true)
✓ I curse sometimes. (every other word)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (true)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
✓ I have broken someone's bones. (i chipped my little sister's tooth once)
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (don't we all?)
× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (like mel gibson in that one movie)
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (penis and testicle implants anyone?)
✓ I need/want money right now. (im in college)
✓ I love sushi. (i do enjoy it)
× I talk really, really fast. (i donno do i?)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (no one does)
× I have long hair. (not nemore)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas. (i wish)
✓ I have at least one sibling. (3)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (true that)
✓ I like the way that I look. (only about once a month)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (i guess white lies count)
× I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings.
× I think prostitution should be legalized. (then many of my friend's mothers jobs would be less fun to mock)
× I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent. (hint: it involves no clothing and 2 sheep)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
✓ I have a lot of friends. (i like to think so)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (truth or dare baby, i regret nothing)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (to certain people)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (not gay)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (ewwww)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (my mom is cooler than you)
✓ I have a mobile phone. (i dont live in a cave)
✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (lol)
✓ I've rejected someone before. (bah)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (there is usually someone i have my eye on)
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (sad)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (the world needs more paul)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (too many times)
× I've called the cops on a friend before. (fuck the police)
✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (true)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (if you answer no to this then you are a cocky bastard)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (at first ususally)
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (mostly)
× I have at least 5 away messages saved. (none)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (haha)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (i try not to)
× I own the "South Park" movie. (own is a bit off)
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (ive skipped class while chekcing lj)
× I enjoy some country music. (nope)
× I would die for my best friends. (i dont want to die, but id take a bullet)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (only sometimes)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (i wish)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (fuck yeah)
× I have dated a close friend's ex. (nope)
✓ I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys. (uhhh no)
× Democrat.
× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am. (fuck politicians)
✓ I am punk rockish. (maybe in attitude, but not in looks)
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (no preference)
× I study for tests most of the time. (haha no)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car. (i wish)
× I love my job(s).
× I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (cause im lazy)
✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (into a creek...it was a small bridge)
× I love sea turtles. (gay)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (gay)
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (be rich and do nothing)
× I am proficient on a musical instrument. (i wish)
✓ I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro. (a little bit)
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much. (when i was younger)
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (too emo)
✓ I fall for the worst people. (every damn time :P)
✓ I adore bright colours. (gay)
✓ I usually like covers better than originals. (but it depends)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (i like them)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (prolly)
× I can't whistle.
× I have ridden/owned a horse.
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
✓ I talk in my sleep. (its weird)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (all the time)
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (go to school with more like)
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
× I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
✓ I hate my toes. (feet are gross)
× I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke. (not anymore bitches)
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (prolly)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (haha)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (its true)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (gay)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. (fun times)
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (i dont know really)
× I can't stand being alone. (i like it sometimes)
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (usually)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
✓ I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (gay)
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (cheer up emo kid)
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (no, i just need to beat them at it)
× I am a Libertarian.
× I can speak more than one language. (not fluently)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (hell yeah)
× I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (college :))
× I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (gay)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (lol yeah)
× I am compulsively honest.
✓ I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (its called being a retard)
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (sometimes i forget to eat)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk. (fuck that)
× I obsessively wash my hands. (never)
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (phone?)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (freddy got fingered?)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (they are just plain hot)
× I don't like to chew gum. (i love it)
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (it is so cool)
✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (every day)
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (at karaoke)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (your mother)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (yep)
× I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos. (hell yeah)
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (im add or some shit)
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (dont we all)
✓ I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (sometimes)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (true)
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet. (whos doesnt)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (yes indeed)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare. (best and worst game ever)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (among other things)
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (too damn long)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (fuck those kids)
✓ I can only hate someone that I love. (usually)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (fuck starbucks)
I hope you didnt read every one of those...