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i had this dream last night
where i was sitting upstairs in my living room with 5 other people, and jim carrey. in the dream i don't think i knew he was jim carrey, but in retrospect, i think it was him. anyways, he handed us all shotguns, and told us that whenever he said this certain thing, we should shoot him. so we did, and every tie, he would just turn his back and the bullets would absorb into him and puffs of dust would come out, and he would be fine. he was wearing a blue plaid button-up tshirt. at one point, i thought he said the certain thing, and i shot at him, and he gave me this look like "what the fuck?" and i was like "sorry, how embarassing!" when we were all out of bullets, he picked up his own shotgun and said "i have six bullets in this gun. that's one for each of you. let's go." and everyone got up and followed him downstairs and outside, but i said "wait for me, i have to use the bathroom." and i went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror.
then i woke up and my hand was completely numb.
i feel really ridiculous right now because i watched this cartoon today, i think it was the last episode in the series, where the two main characters were bestfriends forever and ever and then they realized they were in love with each other and kissed and shit. anyways, i saw it and i thought it was really really cute. it's a fucking cartoon. it's fucking love.
what the hell is my life doing right now.
where i was sitting upstairs in my living room with 5 other people, and jim carrey. in the dream i don't think i knew he was jim carrey, but in retrospect, i think it was him. anyways, he handed us all shotguns, and told us that whenever he said this certain thing, we should shoot him. so we did, and every tie, he would just turn his back and the bullets would absorb into him and puffs of dust would come out, and he would be fine. he was wearing a blue plaid button-up tshirt. at one point, i thought he said the certain thing, and i shot at him, and he gave me this look like "what the fuck?" and i was like "sorry, how embarassing!" when we were all out of bullets, he picked up his own shotgun and said "i have six bullets in this gun. that's one for each of you. let's go." and everyone got up and followed him downstairs and outside, but i said "wait for me, i have to use the bathroom." and i went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror.
then i woke up and my hand was completely numb.
i feel really ridiculous right now because i watched this cartoon today, i think it was the last episode in the series, where the two main characters were bestfriends forever and ever and then they realized they were in love with each other and kissed and shit. anyways, i saw it and i thought it was really really cute. it's a fucking cartoon. it's fucking love.
what the hell is my life doing right now.