yeah and he's tradin' in his Chevy for a Cadillacacacacacacacac

[straylittledog]

[The young Abarai Renji, as he is wont to do, is wandering all over the place, a cheesy polka-dotted pack tied to a stick and slung over his shoulder, all cleaned up and ready to be shipped off for what he can only imagine is going to be the most awkward welcoming party ever. he went on his own, not wanting to be lead around on a leash and jostled

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[rukongainohime]

There you are! Where've you been? I found a new shack for us.

[straylittledog]

...Ah--That's...

[He pauses awkwardly and can't seem to look directly at her.]

...I can't, Rukia.

[rukongainohime]

What is it?

[straylittledog]

Well, see I...

[straylittledog]

I found a place already!

[rukongainohime]

What kind of place?

[straylittledog]

A really nice one.

[rukongainohime]

Why didn't you say so? Where is it?

[straylittledog]

...Around here somewhere?

[rukongainohime]

You don't know?

[straylittledog]

I said "around here" didn't I!

[rukongainohime]

Then stop standing around, we gotta go find it!

[Grabs his arm and drags him behind her.]

[straylittledog]

[He's going to get this treatment a lot, isn't he?]

You have to look for a huge place, it should "Kuchiki" on it too.

[...Not that he can read it beyond "this vaguely looks like one of the characters making up that asshole's name".]

[rukongainohime]

"Kuchiki"? What kind of name is that?

[Dragging him along to some group of buildings.]

[straylittledog]

A noble's name.

[Is just dragged.]

Oi, wait, you... don't have anything you want to bring?

[rukongainohime]

All of my stuff is back with the guys.