You Can Has Gifts!

[mews_and_angsts]

[A certain kitten is very pleased with himself today, sitting contentedly at his desk, grooming himself and purring loudly. Why is he so happy? Only because he's gone out, and killed hollows as gifts, leaving their somewhat adorable remains on the desks of all the captains in the third, as well as at the desks of other captains and vice-captains in

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[the_grinreaper]

[sdhfsdksjfsdf DEAD HOLLOW MOUSE IN THE BAKERY KITCHEN WUT] Kaien, was this your joke?!

[followmeshinsou]

[Comes in her her own mouse.]

I think Scouji is either sayin' he loves us o' he was us ta switch his food.

[the_grinreaper]

Scouji don't hunt mice, she just sits around gettin' fat!

[followmeshinsou]

[Oh yeah, she keeps forgetting the cat is a girl.]

Who else coulda left dead hollow mice 'round the house?

[the_grinreaper]

Like I'd know. [Sighs.]

[followmeshinsou]

'Least they're dead 'n' not runnin' 'round the place.

[the_grinreaper]

True. Still, makes me worried. If I got mice in here, it's bad fo' business.

[followmeshinsou]

Ya could always catch 'em 'n' sell 'em as pets.

[the_grinreaper]

.... [is totally thinking about this now.]

[followmeshinsou]

[Isn't she a good little enabler?]

[the_grinreaper]

Wait, I sell cakes not mice.

[followmeshinsou]

Give 'em away as pets wit' cake?

[the_grinreaper]

... We could bake 'em into the cakes.

[followmeshinsou]

First one who finds one gets a free pie.

[the_grinreaper]

........

I am so doin' that fo' my next prank.

[followmeshinsou]

[Laughs.]

Who ya gonna give it ta?