idefk anymore \o\

[callmekittysama]

[ There's that cat again, sitting in the sky. Watching you. Aizen's reiatsu and intelligence packed into a four-legged fluffpot with a pimp-curl between twitching ears.

... Damn it, where did Ichipooch run off to? They had an epic battle to finish. ]

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[fuckyobancouch]

[That fucking cat man.

THAT FUCKING CAT MAN. Shinji just does not want this shit with every fiber of his BEING, but alas... this is the Nexus. And there is no escaping this here bullshit. None whatsoever.]

[callmekittysama]

Hirako Shinji.

[ IT TALKS NOW. Aren't you lucky? ]

It took you long enough to arrive.

[fuckyobancouch]

[THE LUCKIEST LITTLE LAD IN ALL OF LITTLINGTON IN LITTLETANIA.]

Ever considered it might jes' be you who's too early? Not very cool, showin' up 'fore ev'ryone else. Makes ya look a bit desperate, Aizen.

[callmekittysama]

First, you say? I've been here a while, as has the Kurosaki Ichigo from my world.

When he finishes chasing his own tail, we'll continue our battle.

[fuckyobancouch]

... Ichigo's a mutt.

Weirdest thing's I ain't really that serprised.

[callmekittysama]

He can be very excitable, hence our sudden arrival here.

[ ... He was chased into the nexus. :( And then up a tree. ]

[fuckyobancouch]

[Dignity is over. Dignity is dead. It was killed by an overly excitable mutt chasing the most evil cat up a tree.]

Huh.

An' yers truly?

[callmekittysama]

[ That's about the tall and short of it. Literally, where Momo the mouse is concerned. ]

I've never liked birds.

[fuckyobancouch]

[And if Shinji Hirako needed anything less in his life that the mental image of a tiny mouse being batted about by a manipulative cat, it was the mental image of himself flying out of reach of a vicious cats claws. Unless...]

How big a bird we talkin' 'bout here? Hell I'm good with jes' flamingo-size, those guys're fashionable's hell.t

[callmekittysama]

A heron.

[ He'd like to chew off those spindly legs, mrrrr. ]

[fuckyobancouch]

... Sleek.

[He can guess, Catizen. Oh how he can guess.]

[callmekittysama]

He can't fly forever.

[fuckyobancouch]

But surely long enough ta be a bother. An' ain't that what's really important, 'n the long run?