you never know
three years ago i wrote "PENIS" on Marissa Herzog's calculator.
today, her tutor found it and asked her about it.
it turns out we have the same tutor.
him: "Julia, i learned something embarrassing about you today."
me: "uhh..what?"
him: "did you write something on marissa herzog's calculator?"
me: "hahah ohh man that was freshman year"
zan: "what did it say WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?"
him: "uhh..it begins with a p and rhymes with.....venus"
zan: *runs away laughing and screaming in delight at my embarrassment*
today, her tutor found it and asked her about it.
it turns out we have the same tutor.
him: "Julia, i learned something embarrassing about you today."
me: "uhh..what?"
him: "did you write something on marissa herzog's calculator?"
me: "hahah ohh man that was freshman year"
zan: "what did it say WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?"
him: "uhh..it begins with a p and rhymes with.....venus"
zan: *runs away laughing and screaming in delight at my embarrassment*