Diary Entry - Post Battle Stress

[bldy_cute_molly]

Scrawled in a loose hand on the pages of a maimed and singed oilcloth-wrapped journal. It's cover and page margins are scrawled over with doodles of kittens. Some of these are, unfortunately, pink.

Dear Diary,

He's INSANE! Stark raving mad. It's the only explanation. He's delusional from the pain, and he's somehow convinced me to go along with it.

Comments

[addison_rta]

Has he finally gone full-on mad scientist?

[bldy_cute_molly]

Has he finally gone full-on mad scientist?

Unfortunately not. If that were the case he'd be much easier to handle.

No, he's just blithely ploughing along, making entirely too much sense for me to dismiss. And making me want to strangle him. Out of love. Love strangling. For his own bloody good.

[addison_rta]

It is all the Begman. Too much engineering practicality to not just sort of patch things up and carry on like before, except with more patches.

[glanworth_rta]

And pneumatic augmentation.

[gil_karm]

That was more info than I needed to know.

[addison_rta]

Pneumatic augomentation? EXCELLENT.

[glanworth_rta]

I'll be posting some of my notes tonight, I think.

[addison_rta]

My hope is for a completely pneumatic Chazzer Glanworth!

You see, no one quite expects a fully pneumatic Chazzer Glanworth. They always have this little outside fear, you see, that they might be bore down upon one day by such a thing as a pneumatic Chazzer Glanworth, but no one quite expects it, so when it does appear, it is a bit of a shock.

[bldy_cute_molly]

My hope is for a completely pneumatic Chazzer Glanworth!

Does the wife get a vote? Because I'm not sure at all that I want a completely pneumatic Chazzer Glanworth. I'd rather not be compressed into unconsciousness every time I want a hug!

[addison_rta]

The crushing pneumatic hugs could cause certain engineering process issues. Hmm.

*Addison makes pneumatic Chazzer sound effects, though. KerHISSS. KerHISSS.*

[glanworth_rta]

So that’s how it goes
Snap your mandibles once to say you understand
Now hold me close
Wait, now that’s too close, you’re crushing my hand