May 13, 2008 11:33
Looking back, I've been a busy little bee here lately!
Bizarre, frustrating, and annoying “games” played against me by strange Nobles who don't even know me - 1 (At least. Who can tell?)
Nobles nearly getting themselves punched by myself and/or others - 2
Battles fought in humiliatingly disgraceful, yet curiously attractive, outfits - 2
Times asked to procreate with virgins - 1 (WHAT the...?)
Virgins avoided - 50
Friends who now know from personal experience WHY I got that bit of jewelry - 1 (Was it good for you, my fishy friend?)
Jealous starts because I wanted to get struck by lightning again my own self - 1
Golden Gods “married” to - 1
Trust in Martin’s guide-skills - 0
Items, thought buggered all to hell, fixed - 1
Notes and schematics I’m so glad didn’t have kittens on them - 1 set
Potentially awkward introductions gone surprisingly well - 1 (Though I’m sure SHE thinks I’ve gone madly round the bend.)
Minds blown and realities shifted by a long-thought-lost acquaintance - mine
Wishes that I had someone I could actually TALK to about my current Very Secret Projects - A Gajillion!
Injuries acquired through Very Secret Projects - 1 Ouch!
Injuries very, very glad to have had - 1
Something badly wanted, finally gained - PRICELESS
When the gears all click together just right, and the machine works like a dream - ABSOLUTELY PRICELESS
games,
kittens,
list,
jewelry,
naughty outfits,
virgins,
martin,
glanworth,
very secret projects,
lightning,
heulwen,
cannons