Diary Entry

[bldy_cute_molly]

Written in an elegantly tooled black leather-bound book. Said book is held closed with a distressingly complicated-looking locking mechanism which is attached via thin metal and rubber tubing to a slim, but ominous, brass canister bound to the spine.

Comments

[gil_karm]

"Chaz seems a bit concerned for my modesty, but I trust my tailor to do us right. Especially with his goggle order still pending and his sentimental attachment to his eyes."

*SNAP*

*Scream!*

"Oh, I'm sorry....did you want those spikes on the OUTSIDE of the goggles?"

[valentine_rta]

This is not the only reason why I'm being very careful about the tailoring on this outfit--I have some professional pride, man!--but it is on the list.

[bldy_cute_molly]

Shhhhh, Gil!

He's already worried enough that he'll look like a creepy-creepy-man-bug in the goggles, which he thinks will put a crimp in his "mackin' on the girls" activities.

Why he feels the need to "mack on the girls" while engaging in activities requiring red-light filters, eye protection, and pan-optical viewing is, well, something only understandable by the man himself.

[addison_rta]

Can anyone have opinions on Valentine in creepy creepy bug goggles or is it a limited polling pool?

[bldy_cute_molly]

They will not be creepy bug goggles! It is only that Tine is worried that they will be bug goggles. Indeed, I have been tasked with the responsibility of ensuring that Chaz reduces the bugmanizing effects of said goggles.

That said, opinions on the final goggles are absolutely allowed, though may be edited for content by management, but betting pools based on predicting the levels of buggyness to come are most certainly not.

[addison_rta]

It is no fair that Valentine gets awesome-attracting buggy goggles and I haven't a pair. I am completely and thoroughly jealous.

[glanworth_rta]

Our full line of GOGGLES for all purposes and needs are available for CUSTOM FITTING at GLANWORTH'S, No. 18 IRONMONGERS Street.

[bldy_cute_molly]

Why, MR. G, I don't suppose any of those Cutom-Fitted GOGGLES, which are available at our CONVENIENTLY LOCATED SHOWROOM* and just may be this season's MUST-HAVE fashionable ADVENTURE accessory, might be available in an attractive, GOTHY BLACK, would they?

*GLANWORTH'S, No. 18 IRONMONGERS, one convenient block SOUTH of the Mead Hall.

[glanworth_rta]

Why, there you'd be wrong, MRS. G, in fact our PATENT CUSTOM GOGGLES are available in a SOMBER and FUNEREAL construction of BLACK LEATHER and STEEL, at a small additional fee!

[valentine_rta]

I meet so many women while adventuring, I don't want to give a bad first impression! "Dashing" is good, "dork" is bad. "Creepy-creepy-man-bug" is right out.

[bldy_cute_molly]

Do not fret! "Dork" and "Creepy-creepy-man-bug" were not written down on the order form. That was filled in with "Roguish but Sexy Anti-hero with a Heart of Gold", just as had been discussed.

[valentine_rta]

This is why I go to good, reliable people who will pay attention to the details on the order form. I'm really looking forward to these goggles. I like having depth perception.

[addison_rta]

I, of course, find it amusing when people run into walls. But not too often, because then you're all bruised horribly.

[valentine_rta]

I'm more concerned with running off cliffs and through swords than into walls. But anything to amuse a friend!