Jan 20, 2005 20:18
A short (true) story about my teeth.
My front right tooth: White Heat the other week, dancing on stage. Take a sip out of my beer bottle and some fucking dick smacks into me, smashing the beer bottle into my teeth and chipping my tooth, as well as taking a huge chunk out of the back.
My front left tooth: Victoria station, women's toilets. My phone rings, i bend down towards my bag to answer it... SMACK. I somehow manage to whack my mouth on the sink, splintering my left tooth.
Answer = two one hour dentist visits, consisting to filing and capping both teeth.
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