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FAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young COALMINER named RALPH NADER. He was INEPTLY STROKING in the WILTING forest when he met THROBBING JESSE JACKSON, a run-away TURD BURGLER from the GREEN Queen HILLARY CLINTON.
RALPH NADER could see that THROBBING JESSE JACKSON was hungry so he reached into his TOILET and give him his MONKEY-INFESTED TUNA ROLL. THROBBING JESSE JACKSON was thankful for RALPH NADER's TUNA ROLL, so he told RALPH NADER a very STEAMY story about Queen HILLARY CLINTON's daughter NOELLE BUSH. How her mother, the GREEN Queen HILLARY CLINTON, kept her locked away in a STRIPCLUB protected by a gigantic WOMBAT, because NOELLE BUSH was so EASY.
RALPH NADER EXPLODED. He vowed to THROBBING JESSE JACKSON the TURD BURGLER that he would save the EASY NOELLE BUSH. He would SWALLOW the WOMBAT, and take NOELLE BUSH far away from her evil mother, the GREEN Queen HILLARY CLINTON, and DISENFRANCHISE her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a LOUD TAX AUDIT and THROBBING JESSE JACKSON the TURD BURGLER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic WOMBAT from his story. GREEN Queen HILLARY CLINTON FELL out from behind a CAN OF SPAM and struck RALPH NADER dead. In the far off STRIPCLUB you could hear a WHOOSH.
THE END.
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Very Tired, not feeling up to a less whimsical update. Sleep good.
-D