Writer's Block: Half a Glass
Pessimism and realism are the same thing, and optimism's just another word for bein' a moron.
Gee, ain't these writer's block things fun?
'Ey, Casper. I ain't the type for candlelit dinners and long walks on rocky beaches. What do you say we stay in for Valentine's? We can rent some movies, play some games, somethin' like that. I doubt Genny'll have any plans for Valentine's besides sobbin' into his pillow, but I can kick him out for the evenin'.
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I know you guys are already lookin' forward to this weekend because Saturday is Valentine's, but the weekend's gonna get even sweeter.
Sunday. Party. BYOB. I got a fake ID, so if you're underage and need booze, gimmie money and I'll pull for you. I'm bein' extra-nice in light of our victory against Capcom High. If you ain't drinkin', come anyways. It'll still be a real barrel of monkeys.
We'll call Monday a skip day, because there ain't no way I plan on goin' to classes hungover.
Anyone breathes a word of this to the teachers, I'll kick your ass. We ain't gonna get busted a second time.
So who's in?
Gee, ain't these writer's block things fun?
'Ey, Casper. I ain't the type for candlelit dinners and long walks on rocky beaches. What do you say we stay in for Valentine's? We can rent some movies, play some games, somethin' like that. I doubt Genny'll have any plans for Valentine's besides sobbin' into his pillow, but I can kick him out for the evenin'.
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I know you guys are already lookin' forward to this weekend because Saturday is Valentine's, but the weekend's gonna get even sweeter.
Sunday. Party. BYOB. I got a fake ID, so if you're underage and need booze, gimmie money and I'll pull for you. I'm bein' extra-nice in light of our victory against Capcom High. If you ain't drinkin', come anyways. It'll still be a real barrel of monkeys.
We'll call Monday a skip day, because there ain't no way I plan on goin' to classes hungover.
Anyone breathes a word of this to the teachers, I'll kick your ass. We ain't gonna get busted a second time.
So who's in?