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Stolen from CHI. Because I forget how to do the name thingy.
1. Open your entire library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...just type it in man!
Opening credits: “Parallel Universe” by the Red Hot Chili Peppers
Niccce. Perfect opening I think. Me and the Chili Peppers? Come on. I think it sets a nice mood. It starts out calm and then it gets intense. Much like having sex, I would think. But that’s no way to open a movie.
Waking up: “Lullaby” by The Cure
Wtf. This is kind of awkward. I’m waking up and it’s singing me back to sleep. Bad choice.
First Day at School: “Into the Ocean” by Blue October
HAHAHA SUICIDE. It’s like the first day of school for a new kid and he’s unsure of what to do and all he wants to do is escape.
Love: “Cotton Eyed Joe” by Jock Jams
Holy fuck. What type of shit is this?
Losing virginity: “Black Friday Rule” by Flogging Molly
Uhm. Talk about fast paced. Let’s see. Bathroom at a bar when incredibly drunk? Sure. Man? Admiring but ass ugly I’d imagine.
Fight Song: “My Generation” by The Who
Good one, I’d say. It’s not really like, intense or anything but I dunno. It seems to fit.
Break up: “Piece of Heaven” by Cascada
What the fuck is up with my music player. Though I suppose it makes sense. It’s all like I WANT YOU AND YOU NEED TO GIVE ME THIS BUT YOU CAN’T AND YOU FAIL. WAGAGAGAGA.
Prom: “Mamma Mia” by ABBA
Hahahahahahaha.
Life: “I write sins, not tragedies” by Panic! At the Disco
Hahahahahahahahahaha. THIS IS AWESOME. I’M A SLUT.
Mental Breakdown: “No More Mister Nice Guy” by Alice Cooper
Tee hee. I get to have a breakdown to classic rock.
Driving: “Hey Jealousy” by the Gin Blossoms
Uhm. WHO’S JEALOUS? WHO?
Flashback: “Video Killed the Radio Star” by The Buggles
HAHAHAH PERFECT FLASHBACK SONG.
Getting Back Together: “Chelsea Dagger” by The Fratellis
This is perfect. A song about a call girl. Enough said.
Wedding: “DON’T STOP BELIEVIN’” by Journey
COME ON PEOPLE. THANK YOU.
Birth of First Child: “Let’s Dance” by David Bowie
Wtf. Birthing a child is not a cause for dancing.
Final Battle: “Californication” by the Red Hot Chili Peppers
Love it. Perfect battle song for me. Because it would be ALL IN SLOW MOTION.
Death: “Soul to Squeeze” by the Red Hot Chili Peppers
Ahahahahaha. SQUEEZING THE LIFE RIGHT OUT OF YA.
Credits: “Seasons” by The Academy Is…
Okay I guess. Eh. Not much to say.
Sequel Teaser: “Everytime We Touch” by Cascada
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SLUT MOVIE
1. Open your entire library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...just type it in man!
Opening credits: “Parallel Universe” by the Red Hot Chili Peppers
Niccce. Perfect opening I think. Me and the Chili Peppers? Come on. I think it sets a nice mood. It starts out calm and then it gets intense. Much like having sex, I would think. But that’s no way to open a movie.
Waking up: “Lullaby” by The Cure
Wtf. This is kind of awkward. I’m waking up and it’s singing me back to sleep. Bad choice.
First Day at School: “Into the Ocean” by Blue October
HAHAHA SUICIDE. It’s like the first day of school for a new kid and he’s unsure of what to do and all he wants to do is escape.
Love: “Cotton Eyed Joe” by Jock Jams
Holy fuck. What type of shit is this?
Losing virginity: “Black Friday Rule” by Flogging Molly
Uhm. Talk about fast paced. Let’s see. Bathroom at a bar when incredibly drunk? Sure. Man? Admiring but ass ugly I’d imagine.
Fight Song: “My Generation” by The Who
Good one, I’d say. It’s not really like, intense or anything but I dunno. It seems to fit.
Break up: “Piece of Heaven” by Cascada
What the fuck is up with my music player. Though I suppose it makes sense. It’s all like I WANT YOU AND YOU NEED TO GIVE ME THIS BUT YOU CAN’T AND YOU FAIL. WAGAGAGAGA.
Prom: “Mamma Mia” by ABBA
Hahahahahahaha.
Life: “I write sins, not tragedies” by Panic! At the Disco
Hahahahahahahahahaha. THIS IS AWESOME. I’M A SLUT.
Mental Breakdown: “No More Mister Nice Guy” by Alice Cooper
Tee hee. I get to have a breakdown to classic rock.
Driving: “Hey Jealousy” by the Gin Blossoms
Uhm. WHO’S JEALOUS? WHO?
Flashback: “Video Killed the Radio Star” by The Buggles
HAHAHAH PERFECT FLASHBACK SONG.
Getting Back Together: “Chelsea Dagger” by The Fratellis
This is perfect. A song about a call girl. Enough said.
Wedding: “DON’T STOP BELIEVIN’” by Journey
COME ON PEOPLE. THANK YOU.
Birth of First Child: “Let’s Dance” by David Bowie
Wtf. Birthing a child is not a cause for dancing.
Final Battle: “Californication” by the Red Hot Chili Peppers
Love it. Perfect battle song for me. Because it would be ALL IN SLOW MOTION.
Death: “Soul to Squeeze” by the Red Hot Chili Peppers
Ahahahahaha. SQUEEZING THE LIFE RIGHT OUT OF YA.
Credits: “Seasons” by The Academy Is…
Okay I guess. Eh. Not much to say.
Sequel Teaser: “Everytime We Touch” by Cascada
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SLUT MOVIE