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Nov 10, 2008 09:57

I cannot stop eating nuts. That's not dirty, what I just said. I have a nut problem and I don't know how to stop. I buy nuts like a fiend and I will eat them and eat them until they're gone. Salted cashews, almonds, macadamias and walnuts and unsalted pecans are my favorites -- I know, that's like all of them. But really, I will eat any nuts. I went to the flea market and all I bought were socks and pecans. Lots of raw pecans. (Oh, and a Barbie, but that wasn't for me.) And omg, these spanish almonds I got the other day are to die for. Die.

I guess there are worse things in the world I could be addicted to and constantly eating. I don't crave sweets or chips or crap like that, I get major hankerings for nuts though - like Ihavetohavethemrightnow! kind of need. I just got done plowing through some thai spiced peanuts from World Market and I have the worst garlic breath I'm sure, but MY GOD MAN, these nuts are so amazing! All of them. Like total ambrosia of the earth. I cannot get enough. Some days I eat nuts for breakfast, maybe a salad for lunch or a little bit of meat, and then nuts in the afternoon and I'm so full at dinner time that I have a cheese stick and a handful of nuts and I'm done. And even though nuts are "fattening" (which comically I typed "fartening" the first time) I've not gained any weight on this steady diet of nuts I've been scarfing for well over a month now, like probably two months. I've even lost weight.

In conclusion: nuts are wicked good and I will not stop eating them by the pound. You can't make me. :)
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