Time for ranting.
Anybody whose everybody has a cell phone. Except me, because I lost mine back in June when I went to go see Ricky Bobby. I know, cool of me right? Haven't had one since then. I'm so cool for living without one.
ANYWAY. back to the subject. I was gonna pick up a Krzr. (Long inside joke involving Dodgeball the movie; yeah.) and we go to the Verizon store out towards Ross Park. After waiting about 20 minutes or so of playing Jump Ultimate Stars and eating Tootsie pops before we saunter on up. Employee discounts are cool, but not so cool when you don't get to use them.
So, some shit goes down and because I'm not one of the preteen boppers who beg for their parents to get them a credit card and I don't have credit, I'm faced with this; $400 dollar deposit, which has me going all types of what the fuck.
I had the cash around, yanno. I'm just the type of person who has a kiddy pool of ones laying around in my room so I can take a swim inside of it. I roll like that. That's basically what my entire day was.
So Verizon, I say to thee; Bad credit? No. Good Credit? Potentially. No Credit? Yes, I have no credit. That means I'm not orgasmic or a hobo.
In short; Fuck you Verizon, I'm going to get your phone and make prank calls to celebrities who are in just to thwart you.
ANYWAY. back to the subject. I was gonna pick up a Krzr. (Long inside joke involving Dodgeball the movie; yeah.) and we go to the Verizon store out towards Ross Park. After waiting about 20 minutes or so of playing Jump Ultimate Stars and eating Tootsie pops before we saunter on up. Employee discounts are cool, but not so cool when you don't get to use them.
So, some shit goes down and because I'm not one of the preteen boppers who beg for their parents to get them a credit card and I don't have credit, I'm faced with this; $400 dollar deposit, which has me going all types of what the fuck.
I had the cash around, yanno. I'm just the type of person who has a kiddy pool of ones laying around in my room so I can take a swim inside of it. I roll like that. That's basically what my entire day was.
So Verizon, I say to thee; Bad credit? No. Good Credit? Potentially. No Credit? Yes, I have no credit. That means I'm not orgasmic or a hobo.
In short; Fuck you Verizon, I'm going to get your phone and make prank calls to celebrities who are in just to thwart you.