Guys...it's time.
As I promised guys I've finally begun work on my "woman handbook". Using the help of many women and my own personal history, I've set out to help men understand women, and yes, that means the good AND the bad.
The first section is breaking women into three groups. As much as you'd like to deny it, EVERY woman falls into one of these three groups. Hey, don't get pissed at me I didn't invent the groups...I just observe them
The Surrogate Mother aka "The Mommy Dearest"
This is the woman who never seems to date a guy who has his act together. Whether he cheats, beats, or yells, he's wrong in all the wrong places. The easiest way to tell is by looking at their boyfriends. Are they drinkers? Do they cause repeated arguments, or chase every piece of tail that smiles at them? Then you have yourself a surrogate mother. I call them surrogate mothers because deep down they believe they can change this person for the better and help them on the path to a better life. No matter what their man does, you'll see them by their side taking all of their drama and guff. A lot of times, you'll find these women have their own personal issues with relationships and their behavior is believed to be a defense against dealing with their own problems/issues. While amazing people, they can be quite a handful (especially if you have your act together). In short summary: These girls love them a fuck up.
The Player/Innocent aka "The Shannon Doherty"
These girls are some of the most devious of the breed. While a sweet and sugary exterior is conveyed on the outside, inside lurks a manipulative and hypocritical tyrant. The party girl, the sweet one, the nice girl are all nicknames they have picked up and all of them couldn't be farther from the truth. You'll often see them talking behind your back, her best friend's..hell even her own family. They're also players, being able to manipulate men and cloak their inhibitions by using that aforementiond exterior. While these girls pretend to be innocent, they are ANYTHING but. If you decide to date one of the girls be prepared to receive these two things: A broken heart...and a nasty case of the clap.
The confused one aka "The John Kerry"
While once again amazing and intriguing, these women can some of the most dangerous out of the three, mainly because they never know what they want. One minute they want you..the next your friend..and sometimes your sister (depending on their sexual orientation). The fact is they don't know what they want or how to get it. The most unfortunate thing about this breed is that they are incredibly desirable, often containing many traits that men find attractive. Intelligent, humorous, witty, and caring are all personality traits of the John Kerry, but they always seem to flip flop. The "John Kerry" is quite a catch indeed...just make sure you have a sharp enough hook to keep her on your line.
EVERY woman I've found has fit into one of these groups..sometimes fitting into two of them at once. Of course this is the shortened version of the chapter. In the handbook I have gone into greater details into talking, interacting and snagging one of these girls, using diagrams, helpful conversation starters and much more. Look for the handbook in the fall..and for more teasers to come out soon!
And ladies, please don't get offended by this. While EVERY woman on earth will not fall into one of these three, every woman I have found has. (or at least possesses traits). I'm trying to help men in who and who they cannot tolerate.
The first section is breaking women into three groups. As much as you'd like to deny it, EVERY woman falls into one of these three groups. Hey, don't get pissed at me I didn't invent the groups...I just observe them
The Surrogate Mother aka "The Mommy Dearest"
This is the woman who never seems to date a guy who has his act together. Whether he cheats, beats, or yells, he's wrong in all the wrong places. The easiest way to tell is by looking at their boyfriends. Are they drinkers? Do they cause repeated arguments, or chase every piece of tail that smiles at them? Then you have yourself a surrogate mother. I call them surrogate mothers because deep down they believe they can change this person for the better and help them on the path to a better life. No matter what their man does, you'll see them by their side taking all of their drama and guff. A lot of times, you'll find these women have their own personal issues with relationships and their behavior is believed to be a defense against dealing with their own problems/issues. While amazing people, they can be quite a handful (especially if you have your act together). In short summary: These girls love them a fuck up.
The Player/Innocent aka "The Shannon Doherty"
These girls are some of the most devious of the breed. While a sweet and sugary exterior is conveyed on the outside, inside lurks a manipulative and hypocritical tyrant. The party girl, the sweet one, the nice girl are all nicknames they have picked up and all of them couldn't be farther from the truth. You'll often see them talking behind your back, her best friend's..hell even her own family. They're also players, being able to manipulate men and cloak their inhibitions by using that aforementiond exterior. While these girls pretend to be innocent, they are ANYTHING but. If you decide to date one of the girls be prepared to receive these two things: A broken heart...and a nasty case of the clap.
The confused one aka "The John Kerry"
While once again amazing and intriguing, these women can some of the most dangerous out of the three, mainly because they never know what they want. One minute they want you..the next your friend..and sometimes your sister (depending on their sexual orientation). The fact is they don't know what they want or how to get it. The most unfortunate thing about this breed is that they are incredibly desirable, often containing many traits that men find attractive. Intelligent, humorous, witty, and caring are all personality traits of the John Kerry, but they always seem to flip flop. The "John Kerry" is quite a catch indeed...just make sure you have a sharp enough hook to keep her on your line.
EVERY woman I've found has fit into one of these groups..sometimes fitting into two of them at once. Of course this is the shortened version of the chapter. In the handbook I have gone into greater details into talking, interacting and snagging one of these girls, using diagrams, helpful conversation starters and much more. Look for the handbook in the fall..and for more teasers to come out soon!
And ladies, please don't get offended by this. While EVERY woman on earth will not fall into one of these three, every woman I have found has. (or at least possesses traits). I'm trying to help men in who and who they cannot tolerate.