The Best of Korean School Children Konglish, Volume 2
The Best of Korean School Children Konglish, Volume 2
Konglish (Korean: 콩글리시) is the use of English words (or words derived from English words) in a Korean context Also referred to as as common sentence structure or vocabulary mistakes made by Koreans.
The entire contents of this post could be considered [sic], as the rules of grammar, sentence structure, and word associations don't really apply to Korean school children when they're writing mandatory 13-18 line diary's for homework.
[Dear Santa] You like childrens. I'm child. So, this Christ mas give me alot of present.
[...] If you [do] not give me present, I'll fight you.
Santa is a person many chldren respect, because Santa clause [gives] present[s] for earth children.
In my experience I [do] not get present[s] [so] at that time I think Santa is very busy. and so I over look this.
But Santa isn't give me a present forever. I [do] not believe in you because you lie.
Canada's capital is Otawa. I went to the tolunto, Kalgary, [and] vencuber.
Really, zombies are very disgusting. So I want to kill [them] with big bumps.
I will do torso murder them and I will kill by knife.
I will find some thing which zombies are scared [of].
I will pray and call JeJus so He delete zombies.
I will see the terrible things. So, I'm tremble. I hope that Jombies don't appear. If Jombies appear, I'll always escape.
[There's no "Z" sound in Korean, so "Zombies" in Korea are.... "Jombies".]
[This would also make "Zippers" and "Zebras".... ]
I think best job is maybe detective because He always Search for answer. I'm really like book.
I see the nine books of good detective Shlruk-Homze. He always find best thing.
Buritos is very delicious! It inside meat, vaganitable and many kid of thing and wrap! eat it! taco is too!
Sometimes it spicy.
Robert [Edward Cullen] in Twlight is most sexy boy.
I will watch "New Moon" this weeks end. I'm very flutter.
Test Question: What is your family like?
Example: My brother is outgoing, but sometimes he's shy.
Answer given by student on a test:
Q: What are your parents like?
A: My parents like fish.
Q: What are your teachers like?
A: My teachers like beer.
I like Spongebob very much because he is a sponge.
And I love family guy. At first i watch family guy to study english. My father does not understand.
My favorite group is 2PM [a K-pop boy-band]. In 2PM, specially like Joon-Ho.....
His nickname is 'meOng' Because he has charming buttocks.
You know Koreanese lives in appartment[s]. It's sometimes bad because we cannot avoid neighbors' eyes.
When mother father buy a refrigerator, the energy was first, and the price was expensive.
but my mother and father think it was marry time go to my mother to father to buy it.
If I am a vampire, I will drink many peoples blood [...] I will drink from my servants once a day.
They'll be very loyal to me. I'll become a president of the united states.
I think I will always respect the vampires. It looks very handsome. They are very bald, and full of challenge. They didn't afraid of dangerous cake.
The reason why I'm afraid of going on airplace is that I'm afraid of terrorists.
They terror and kill people. I also get kind of bored unless I have someone to play with.
I was going back to my house [and a] strangeness man following me. He disappeared. I was rectified.
I don't like Thursdays. If I don't recite English word[s] from memory, we get flossed and remain by Korean teacher.
Yesterday, snow falled a little. I was so happy. I wished it [in] my dream. It is secret.
I hate Saturday. I must go to church every Saturday. my mothe said if you don't go church,
you'll go to the underground. Why I go to church! oh dear.
English diary is my secret diary. Normal people can't analyze English. So I don't have anxiety. Ha! Ha!
I think Stonehange was made by a good stoner?
I want to get a parrot because parrot [can] really [immitate] a human voice.
But I think parrots excretion is very dirty and nausetion.
My parents suffered from me. was just a teenage boy who was foolish, bitch.
[...] Whenever I imagine those days, I cry in mind and say sorry to parents.
My make scar or funny? I scared of death. Why? If I death, I say "bye-bye" of this world.
But if I death, I will be an angel. It's good!
[From the cover of a widely published notebook cover:]
LIVERTY
Government of the people
by the people, for the people
shall not perish from the earth
[The background picture has a pair of frosting covered baby shoes atop a white cake]
I can jump, study, do homework, and play indoors. I play with my self!
Konglish (Korean: 콩글리시) is the use of English words (or words derived from English words) in a Korean context Also referred to as as common sentence structure or vocabulary mistakes made by Koreans.
The entire contents of this post could be considered [sic], as the rules of grammar, sentence structure, and word associations don't really apply to Korean school children when they're writing mandatory 13-18 line diary's for homework.
[Dear Santa] You like childrens. I'm child. So, this Christ mas give me alot of present.
[...] If you [do] not give me present, I'll fight you.
Santa is a person many chldren respect, because Santa clause [gives] present[s] for earth children.
In my experience I [do] not get present[s] [so] at that time I think Santa is very busy. and so I over look this.
But Santa isn't give me a present forever. I [do] not believe in you because you lie.
Canada's capital is Otawa. I went to the tolunto, Kalgary, [and] vencuber.
Really, zombies are very disgusting. So I want to kill [them] with big bumps.
I will do torso murder them and I will kill by knife.
I will find some thing which zombies are scared [of].
I will pray and call JeJus so He delete zombies.
I will see the terrible things. So, I'm tremble. I hope that Jombies don't appear. If Jombies appear, I'll always escape.
[There's no "Z" sound in Korean, so "Zombies" in Korea are.... "Jombies".]
[This would also make "Zippers" and "Zebras".... ]
I think best job is maybe detective because He always Search for answer. I'm really like book.
I see the nine books of good detective Shlruk-Homze. He always find best thing.
Buritos is very delicious! It inside meat, vaganitable and many kid of thing and wrap! eat it! taco is too!
Sometimes it spicy.
Robert [Edward Cullen] in Twlight is most sexy boy.
I will watch "New Moon" this weeks end. I'm very flutter.
Test Question: What is your family like?
Example: My brother is outgoing, but sometimes he's shy.
Answer given by student on a test:
Q: What are your parents like?
A: My parents like fish.
Q: What are your teachers like?
A: My teachers like beer.
I like Spongebob very much because he is a sponge.
And I love family guy. At first i watch family guy to study english. My father does not understand.
My favorite group is 2PM [a K-pop boy-band]. In 2PM, specially like Joon-Ho.....
His nickname is 'meOng' Because he has charming buttocks.
You know Koreanese lives in appartment[s]. It's sometimes bad because we cannot avoid neighbors' eyes.
When mother father buy a refrigerator, the energy was first, and the price was expensive.
but my mother and father think it was marry time go to my mother to father to buy it.
If I am a vampire, I will drink many peoples blood [...] I will drink from my servants once a day.
They'll be very loyal to me. I'll become a president of the united states.
I think I will always respect the vampires. It looks very handsome. They are very bald, and full of challenge. They didn't afraid of dangerous cake.
The reason why I'm afraid of going on airplace is that I'm afraid of terrorists.
They terror and kill people. I also get kind of bored unless I have someone to play with.
I was going back to my house [and a] strangeness man following me. He disappeared. I was rectified.
I don't like Thursdays. If I don't recite English word[s] from memory, we get flossed and remain by Korean teacher.
Yesterday, snow falled a little. I was so happy. I wished it [in] my dream. It is secret.
I hate Saturday. I must go to church every Saturday. my mothe said if you don't go church,
you'll go to the underground. Why I go to church! oh dear.
English diary is my secret diary. Normal people can't analyze English. So I don't have anxiety. Ha! Ha!
I think Stonehange was made by a good stoner?
I want to get a parrot because parrot [can] really [immitate] a human voice.
But I think parrots excretion is very dirty and nausetion.
My parents suffered from me. was just a teenage boy who was foolish, bitch.
[...] Whenever I imagine those days, I cry in mind and say sorry to parents.
My make scar or funny? I scared of death. Why? If I death, I say "bye-bye" of this world.
But if I death, I will be an angel. It's good!
[From the cover of a widely published notebook cover:]
LIVERTY
Government of the people
by the people, for the people
shall not perish from the earth
[The background picture has a pair of frosting covered baby shoes atop a white cake]
I can jump, study, do homework, and play indoors. I play with my self!