the shit i come up with at 4am
visit if you dare
I swear to goddess none of these are fake.
OMG, i fucking love this thing!
Penis. oh yea, i'm in grade school, lol
"The Penis of Champions"
"Happiness is a Cigar Called Penis"
"Choosy Mothers Choose Penis"
"Penis Really Satisfies"
and my favorite - "151 Countries, One Penis" LOLZ
Masturbate. lolz
"Come See the Softer Side of Masturbate"
"Only Masturbate Can Prevent Forest Fires"
works better with Masterbation
"Mama's got the Magic of Masturbation"
"Where Masturbation is a Pleasure"
"Come One, Come All To Masturbation" <--if you can't laugh at this, go kill yourself
"It's Shake 'n' Masturbation, and I Helped" that's what she said
Greater Truth award to "Masturbation Is Good For You"
Bearded dragons entered. Required just because.
"Bearded Dragons Tested, Mother Approved"
"It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Bearded Dragon"
my new slogan - "All Bearded Dragons, All The Time"
For the snake nuts - ball python
"Life Should Taste As Good As Ball Python"
"Ball Python - The Appetizer!" what's with everyone eating BPs?!?!?!
"The Curiously Strong Ball Python" i smell a movie script
She's not telling you something award to - "Ribbed For Her Ball Python"
UFOs, because i'm an X-files nut.
"Ufos Comes to Those Who Wait"
"If You Like A Lot of Chocolate on Your Ufos, Join Our Club"
"This Is Not Your Father's Ufos"
WTF award to "Australians Wouldn't Give An Ufos For Anything Else"
Let me know what you came up with! bonus points if you come up with a good slogan for my RL company, Mezcladoreptilia.com
I swear to goddess none of these are fake.
OMG, i fucking love this thing!
Penis. oh yea, i'm in grade school, lol
"The Penis of Champions"
"Happiness is a Cigar Called Penis"
"Choosy Mothers Choose Penis"
"Penis Really Satisfies"
and my favorite - "151 Countries, One Penis" LOLZ
Masturbate. lolz
"Come See the Softer Side of Masturbate"
"Only Masturbate Can Prevent Forest Fires"
works better with Masterbation
"Mama's got the Magic of Masturbation"
"Where Masturbation is a Pleasure"
"Come One, Come All To Masturbation" <--if you can't laugh at this, go kill yourself
"It's Shake 'n' Masturbation, and I Helped" that's what she said
Greater Truth award to "Masturbation Is Good For You"
Bearded dragons entered. Required just because.
"Bearded Dragons Tested, Mother Approved"
"It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Bearded Dragon"
my new slogan - "All Bearded Dragons, All The Time"
For the snake nuts - ball python
"Life Should Taste As Good As Ball Python"
"Ball Python - The Appetizer!" what's with everyone eating BPs?!?!?!
"The Curiously Strong Ball Python" i smell a movie script
She's not telling you something award to - "Ribbed For Her Ball Python"
UFOs, because i'm an X-files nut.
"Ufos Comes to Those Who Wait"
"If You Like A Lot of Chocolate on Your Ufos, Join Our Club"
"This Is Not Your Father's Ufos"
WTF award to "Australians Wouldn't Give An Ufos For Anything Else"
Let me know what you came up with! bonus points if you come up with a good slogan for my RL company, Mezcladoreptilia.com