Parenting
Having a kid SEEMS cool....but what about the dream-crushing debt and the til-death responsibility that comes with making a living horcrux? It's not like they turn 18 and go straight to heaven if you do an "ok" job.
My kids gotta know how to write and speak Mandarin and Spanish, play imported Japanese games and read mangas, eat only organic and know how to work a 25-acre farm, play at least 4 instruments, reading sheet music, excel in soccer and the B-balls, be in peak physical condition, build cars from scratch, Chess Grand Masters by 14, law degree and doctorate BEFORE or around the same age range as Dougie Howser, run a Fight Club, implicitly know not to talk about their Fight Club, while vlogging daily before giving their bodies up for science...that's the LEAST I can do for them.
My kids gotta know how to write and speak Mandarin and Spanish, play imported Japanese games and read mangas, eat only organic and know how to work a 25-acre farm, play at least 4 instruments, reading sheet music, excel in soccer and the B-balls, be in peak physical condition, build cars from scratch, Chess Grand Masters by 14, law degree and doctorate BEFORE or around the same age range as Dougie Howser, run a Fight Club, implicitly know not to talk about their Fight Club, while vlogging daily before giving their bodies up for science...that's the LEAST I can do for them.