"The Fool", and "Innuendo"
XD And again, I come with more fanfiction!! Like nobody saw that coming, right? ^^()
I've been working on a group of EdxAlfons oneshots based on the major tarot arcana, and, since the Alfons drawing porn oneshot isn't done yet, I hope these general-ish oneshots will suffice due to my laziness. *cries*
Well, whatever. XD The first two in this series are pretty short, and they are based on "The Fool", and "The Magician", respectively.
Make with the clicky, read them and be merry...or something. ^_^()
Title: "Not the same"
Anime: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Edward Elric x Alfons Heiderich
Genre: General-kinda.
Timeline: Post-series, Pre-movie.
Rating: G
Warnings: End-of-series/Movie spoilers...namely for Heiderich's existence.
Notes: I wasn't sure what Al or Alfons's birthdays were, so I had to pretty much guess due to my astrological knowledge and their personalities...>.< And the meanings in bold are the ones that inspired me to write said fic.
0: The Fool
"Not the Same"
Divinatory Meanings: Naiveté, Insecurity, Folly.
Reverse Meanings: Bad Decision, Indecision.
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It was hard to get Edward Elric to smile. He would give those half-assed smirks or those apologetic grins, but to make the man smile took a near Herculean effort-one that Alfons didn’t understand how he had managed to pull off.
Ed was always closed off, especially towards him (despite the fact that he seemed to be the only one who made him smile, dammit). It was like he had a wall that separated them, and it didn’t help that he kept giving him those nostalgic looks…It was like he was looking at someone else entirely when he saw him, and not Alfons Heiderich at all.
It was vexing. It was confusing.
It was so, completely Edward.
“Hey, Alfons.” Edward sipped his coffee from his seat at the breakfast table, his eyes focused on the tabletop.
“Hmmm?” Alfons took a bite out of his roll, washing it down with his own coffee.
“When were you born?”
Where did that come from? Alfons glanced up, blinking a few times before taking another sip. “February fifth. Why?”
He could have sworn that that was the moment when Edward Elric looked at him for the first time.
“Nah…no reason.” A pause. “Hey Alfons, have I ever told you about my little brother? He would have turned sixteen this March…”
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I thought that one Soul
Could never split into two
I’m glad I am wrong,
Yeah, glad I’m so wrong…
~Jennifer Pastor
Title: "Innuendo"
Anime: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Edward Elric x Alfons Heiderich
Genre: Humor
Timeline: Post-movie AU in which Al, Ed, and Alfons live together...either in Munich or Amestris. Doesn't really matter. XP
Rating: PG (for your own dirty minds. XP)
Warnings: End-of-series/Movie spoilers...namely for Heiderich's existence. Double entendre (sort of...my petty excuse for it anyway)
Notes: The meanings in bold are the ones that inspired me to write said fic.
I: The Magician
"Innuendo"
Divinatory Meanings: Ingenuity, Creativity, Self-confidence, Masterfulness, Deception.
Reverse Meanings: Weakness of Will, Ineptitude.
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“Oh, I see the problem.”
“Alfons, I can handle this myself. I don’t need-“
“You said that last time, and remember what happened?”
“…”
“Anyway, if you move your hand like this, it will have a better effect, like so.”
“Urgh!”
“See the difference?”
“Dammit, some got on me!”
“That’s okay. It’s only a little bit, right? It’ll wash right off.”
“Easy for you to say.”
“It happens to the best of us, Edward.”
…It was funny that Alphonse Elric found that even when his brother and Alfons talked about something as simple as the proper way to whisk eggs for breakfast, it still somehow sounded dirty.
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And you probably already think I’m full of
Vague innuendos and double-meanin’ rhymes,
But I’ll tell you that obscenity is all in your
Polka-Dot Undies!
~ From Bowser and Blues' “Polka-Dot Undies”