Sixth

[blastmeforafool]

[AUDIO]

[The post starts as audio. In the background, there's the clatter of pots and pans, and the strains of Frank Sinatra in the background. Then some how humming starts up, off-key and not quite with Mister Sinatra as much as it might like to be. But then again, the owner of that voice doesn't think he's being recorded. The clatter stops

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[believeslegends]

[there's a loooooooooong pause here.

really long.

you may not even realize someone's clicked in.

and then snickering. Muffled, trying-to-be-held-back snickering. Oh man this was rich.]

audio;

[blastmeforafool]

[SILENCE. You should be scared now]

...somethin' funny, Jimbo?

audio;

[believeslegends]

[You say this as though Jim's any good at picking his fights. I MEAN REALLY, COME ON, this is Jim we're talking about. But he's trying to hold back the laughing long enough to respond]

Quite a range you got there, huh?

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[blastmeforafool]

[...you are so dead, boy]

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[blastmeforafool]

[Most charming voice ever]

Do me a favor, Mister James Hawkins, iff'n y'don't mind, n' come down t' th' kitchens. I got me a surprise for ya.

audio;

[believeslegends]

[WARNING SIGNS. He doesn't like that. Any time anyone says they have a surprise for him, it's just something bad JIM DOESN'T LIKE SURPRISES.]

Like what?

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[blastmeforafool]

[chiding, as if you're six, Jim]

Oh, now, if I told ya that, i'twouldn't be much'v'a surprise, would it?

audio;

[believeslegends]

[his full name even. honestly, he's legit scared of you right now.]

Hooooow about in the morning? Kind of late now, don't you think? [he's also lost in the caves, but he's not telling you that]

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[blastmeforafool]

[Oh. You should be.]

Oh, no, no a'tall. Besides, y'sound like yer wide awake.

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[believeslegends]

[OH HE IS. Silver can probably hear Sokka in the background asking, "wait, is he actually angry?"]

Yeah-- he-- oh man. [back to his device]

Maybe, but it's still late. Besides, you sound like you have your hands full. No sense in throwing me into the mix, right?

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[blastmeforafool]

Me? Angry? I jest don' know where y'd get that idea.

[but yes, back on subject]

No, s'no trouble a'tall, I assure ya. I'm jest about finished here.