[video] project: ice cream cake

[blastiafreak]

I knew something like this would be simple to figure out. There!

[Rita indicates...what might be an attempt at making a torte. Or a pudding cake. The only sure thing is that it's messy and looks about ready to collapse, two cake layers haphazardly stacked with too-soft and melting ice cream sandwiched between. She's still pretty smug about it,

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[child_radical]

What is that supposed to be?

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[blastiafreak]

Can't you tell by looking? Ice cream cake.

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[child_radical]

That isn't ice cream cake.

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[blastiafreak]

Of course it is. Don't be stupid.

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[child_radical]

It's five steps away from an abomination.

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[blastiafreak]

[She switches to video, just so she can yell at him properly.]

Shut up! Like you'd know what a good cake was if it hit you in the face!

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[child_radical]

[Here's your sign, Rita.]

I know a bad cook when I see one.

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[blastiafreak]

Who the hell are you calling a bad cook?!

And wait--why are you using signs?

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[child_radical]

Can't speak.

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[blastiafreak]

Oh, really?

[She's skeptical for only a moment. It'd be a stupid thing to lie about.]

...So what happened to you?

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[child_radical]

Nothing that you really need to concern yourself about.

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[blastiafreak]

What's that supposed to mean?

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[child_radical]

Exactly what it means.

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[blastiafreak]

Hmph! Why even bring it up if you're not going to explain anything?

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[child_radical]

Just because somebody tells you that something is irregular with them doesn't mean they'll divulge everything that led to their current state.

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[blastiafreak]

Yeah, whatever.

There haven't been any curses like that, so you're either sick or made a deity trade. And I'm only betting on the trade.