It all started with a rum and coke....
and ended with sex on the beach....and because it's me I'll clarify, the drink not the deed. lol Although that would have been preferable to what actually happened. Lets just say that my exotic indian woman (dots not feathers) thought that she could out drink the Captain and myself. Foolish woman.
The next day was far more.....well less time spent in a bucket that's for sure ;) Anyhow I led my bright-eyed Italian (notice the correction) girl who had Dar in the car.....no too easy...while the Capn and myself in my..I mean my mothers convertable..had my exotic indian woman (dots not feathers)...I am in danger of thinking the same kinds of thoughts about what happened in these cars. No better not, there are international decency laws preventing that I am sure...have to ask the Capn on that one. Back to the tail..I mean tale, I took them to dudlys...which I think Dar may have been, but I know that none of the others had been. How can you live in San Diego and not have gone out there at least once? Yeesh ;) And then on to Julian, we had lunch at my favorite joint, walked around a bit, I bought to bags of nuts and put them in a sack...don't ask.
Then we went up the mountain..the Capn and I sought out large nuts, he of course handed his nut over to Dar..while I with the two nuts handed them over to the other two...what can I say I'm generous with my nuts. Then as if seemingly from the sky a cry was heard "want the bannana?" It was a trying few minutes to not burts out laughing....I survived as did the others. Then my bright-eyed Italian (notice the correction) girl gather the nuts that the Capn and had given and put them in a sack, and then put them all in her trunk...things were just down hill from there....no I mean we drove down the mountian and went home...sick bastards.
And much to my dismay, my exotic Indian (wait, no correction needed) woman didn't want to be tossed off the mountain...as we went down...the mountain (and I thought I had the dirty mind...) I kept calling off elevations....even when we were pretty much down the hill she didn't seem to want to take the leap...oh well ;) I told them next time if there is time I will have to trek them all out to the cliffs and beaches, and take them all to the Bonita Store.
well I'm done...worked hard this weekend ;)
-Blasphim
The next day was far more.....well less time spent in a bucket that's for sure ;) Anyhow I led my bright-eyed Italian (notice the correction) girl who had Dar in the car.....no too easy...while the Capn and myself in my..I mean my mothers convertable..had my exotic indian woman (dots not feathers)...I am in danger of thinking the same kinds of thoughts about what happened in these cars. No better not, there are international decency laws preventing that I am sure...have to ask the Capn on that one. Back to the tail..I mean tale, I took them to dudlys...which I think Dar may have been, but I know that none of the others had been. How can you live in San Diego and not have gone out there at least once? Yeesh ;) And then on to Julian, we had lunch at my favorite joint, walked around a bit, I bought to bags of nuts and put them in a sack...don't ask.
Then we went up the mountain..the Capn and I sought out large nuts, he of course handed his nut over to Dar..while I with the two nuts handed them over to the other two...what can I say I'm generous with my nuts. Then as if seemingly from the sky a cry was heard "want the bannana?" It was a trying few minutes to not burts out laughing....I survived as did the others. Then my bright-eyed Italian (notice the correction) girl gather the nuts that the Capn and had given and put them in a sack, and then put them all in her trunk...things were just down hill from there....no I mean we drove down the mountian and went home...sick bastards.
And much to my dismay, my exotic Indian (wait, no correction needed) woman didn't want to be tossed off the mountain...as we went down...the mountain (and I thought I had the dirty mind...) I kept calling off elevations....even when we were pretty much down the hill she didn't seem to want to take the leap...oh well ;) I told them next time if there is time I will have to trek them all out to the cliffs and beaches, and take them all to the Bonita Store.
well I'm done...worked hard this weekend ;)
-Blasphim