Мои твиты

[blasphemerius]

• Чт, 20:08: RT @ WTFSexFacts: Why is it, when the toilet seat is up, a man can piss with accuracy, but, when it's down, it interferes with our aim?
• Пт, 05:03: Bleh. Being sick sucks. I dunno if i'll ever actually get to sleep ~.~ where's the nyquil when you need it? Heh.